But on the set A. Herman appeared in the form of a mother writer, who reads to the microphone of the court an audiobook "Iron Man", a printed version of which was supposed to be seen in 2006. - but the work on which, as we see, was continued for a decade or more (we feel that it will turn out to be a "bigger thing" than "Life of Klim Samgin" by Gorky: there are only 11 years of scribbling in 4 volumes, which was also not judged, the television version - only 14 episodes).

Saga of Mrs. Hermann about Mr. Yanukovych V. turned into a syrupy melodrama about a defective carrier of oral speech, which barely turned its language. A couple of quotes: "Viktor Fedorovich was not a good speaker ... it was difficult for him to talk with people ... His only fault was that he could not talk to people," Herman said (yeah, but he communicated with ostriches notably - those already with his head in black earth). Well, a bone from the cherry on this pile: "The Donetsk people could not understand how important the word is", oh.

Yeah, that's only from the chronic misunderstanding of the "importance of the word" these "Donetsk" cobble together media holdings everywhere and right away as soon as they could - from regions to the national scale, from the printed "district" to the groups in "Facebook". And, for example, "sworn girlfriend" Ani - Lena Bondarenko, not only in Moscow for years and hours, rant on TV, but now she also holds trainings on oratorical craft in Kiev - and even for money (UAH 117,000. for a two-day session in July with 20 seats).

(E. Bondarenko gives in the Rada for the time being a free master class on oratory) And most importantly, Viktor Fyodorovich generally looks like an idiot in the square: after all, for the same testimony in court A. Herman, in 2014 he "called me from the helicopter the night before and said:" Anya, I'm leaving for the east of Ukraine, I want to travel the east of Ukraine and talk with people, I want to calm people ". How are you, dear person, going to communicate and calm, if you can not talk to people?.

Or here - just lovely! "I say: Do you know that the Verkhovna Rada has now raised the question of leaving the country? And he says: "How?" ". When there was something unexpected, he switched to Russian, even with me, although he spoke with me in Ukrainian, "- explained Anya, why suddenly Viktor Fedorovich from" unexpectedness "" zakal ". Well, just a unique - a polyglot, who can not speak in Russian, Ukrainian, or English (see.

And the passage about Jan Tabachnik? "Ian Tabachnik called me with tears and said:" Anechka, forgive me for writing a statement that I'm leaving the PR and switching to another faction and will vote as they say. Forgive me, I have small children. I was beaten, threatened, they will take everything I have. You, Anechka, it's easier, you have nothing to lose "... So you see this sobbing pack of Jan sticking out over the accordion, like a bust on a granite pedestal, and the accordion is all so wet from tears, slippery, just about to crumble ... And then, that for a vile argument: I have, they say, children, and you feel good, there is nothing to lose, you will not be taken away? Here something Anya got mixed up in time: she had absolutely nothing to lose in a year and a half from the described crying Tabachnik events (in September 2015) - that's when she finally became a "former mother".

Although, perhaps, the accordionist Yang still had in mind that Ani will not take that "cholera-heavy accordion", which she used to drag along her native village for 4 long years, sitting down on the instrument, getting out of the way, there he, then it remained.

A story with a letter from Yanukovych "Putin, bring in troops! "- What kind of nonsense? "I have not seen this letter! "- said Anya to the court. Since you could see it (read) - if it was not addressed to you? !! Or the envelope was indicated: "Moscow, the Kremlin, A. Herman personally in his purse? " Or, Viktor Fedorovich, in general, wrote all his letters to Ana, like: "My dear wife Lusya, I have a new hat for you, remind me of the size of your beret ... Anna Nikolaevna, and how it" takes "- through" and "or through" e, "which is, as they say, the conjugation of the verb?. "In general, as soon as the audiobook" Iron Iron "- it is necessary to buy a car with a tape recorder and listen in traffic jams. There is a premonition that Anna Herman's memoirs will be more grimly scandalously famous memoirs of another Anna - Vyrubova, the maid of honor of the Russian imperial court of Grishka Rasputin's times.

But it was not only for the sake of "promotion" of her book that Anna Nikolayevna came to the podium of the Obolonsky court. The woman always remains a woman, how many her teeth do not change. As eyewitnesses say, Anya was dressed awesome, especially "meshty with obscam" (using the vocabulary of her previous sensational work "Chervona Atlantida" - LINK). The left shoe, they say, is from Versace, the right one - from Nike, the otssasy - as on the exclusive shoes of Cristiano Ronaldo.

(right leg of Anna Herman, facebook photo Irina Romalskaya, fragment) Well, glasses, of course. We do not presume to judge from what brands the glass is inserted there, but they are chosen with taste - apparently, under the color and size of Anna Nikolaevna's eyes.

(photo 112. ua, TSN screenshot) We do not know if Ms. Herman came to Obolon by private car or got to the court by a public trolley bus (about avtozak for her, alas, you do not even have to dream). But these are the details: for such a tint of glass patrol police are not only a motorist - even a pedestrian should be fined even if he is indoors.

It does not matter that Ani's tinting of a look is "two-way". And she sees through this dregs only some rubbish.

But this (and similar) nonsense we admire the whole country - on several TV channels, from month to month. And instead of clarifying the truth, we have to consider time and again shameless "lies" of the "version" and falsification - as a cheap series on a supposedly "historical" topic ... The process of Yanukovych turned into some kind of "repair of the past," even worse: repairs, as you know, can not be Finish, it can only be stopped. Will we ever see the verdict of the court at the end of this endless tunnel?.