The residents of the village of Kremlyovskaya Zradyukovka again detonate the cellars. The glow from Cape Horn can be seen.

This time the detonator of the event turned out to be serious, while the president of the akauzezza went on vacation on vacation! The sea is tropical. The shrimp there hamyachil a thousand dollars .... (No, little, does not sound) ... Twenty thousand US dollars of money for one shrimp tail. Is it conceivable to spend such a waste when there is not enough firewood in the tents for BP? And the hawks began to dance, as they are now called from the mild hand of Alabayev's mother. It turns out that the President's eight days of rest, this is almost a betrayal of national security interests. The fact that he fucked the past years like a cursed man, having managed to find himself in three points of the globe for a day, arranging political stretches for political figures, is of course a complete garbage, anyone can.

Well, dick with you massoviki inventors. If the rules, then for everyone!.

I suggest we offer in the village Kremlyovskaya Zradyukovka, from today;.

ban any entertainment activities. Do not fuck around theaters and just theaters to go around during the war.

close any exit (departure and exit) abroad. Do not fuck around in foreign countries, spend money. Suddenly mobilization, and you, pisd @ kov, no. And your money is not. Fodder pack animals for a sho buy? Direct threat to the country's combat capability.

Moving you from all of these storey apartments and houses to containers and dugouts! Do not chick when the war is going on. Soldiers live the same horse-radish understand where, well, here you are, do not peel without a bathroom in a hundred squares. Yes, and blackout in the dugout is better.

the movement of road transport stops. You ohreneli, horses fire, drive on their brawls on rural streets, when the war is on? Peshochkom, top top. All jeeps to hand over to the military enlistment office, they will be sent to war, which, I remind you, is going.

in the village store to leave a strictly limited set of products - rice, pearl barley, liver sausage. Not fucking chic, Brussels sprouts Chivas to have a snack, during the war it's mauveton.

and to disguise you all into something not striking and unmarketable, camouflage of oak will be just right. Yes, yes, live without your Ripley and Baldinini, do not forget, the war is on.

Norm, or did you forget something? War, is it for all war? !!.