From Sunday to Monday the next holiday of the Walpurgis Night has successfully ended, which smoothly passed into the ferment of the farts who survived from the mind and joined the not yet old scoundrels. What is characteristic of this event is exactly those who consider themselves to be ardent Christians of the Moscow Patriarchate. Looking at them, I want to advise them some wisdom from an old anecdote, or panties dressed or removed a cross.

In fact, the day part of the annual Sabbath is called "the day of workers' solidarity" or "glorification of labor". In its form and essence it is a purely atheistic holiday, which easily got along in the heads of orthodox subjects. Judging by the fact that the processions were stepping under the soviet banners, then it was a question of a soviet version of labor. But then it would be more correct to call this event "a day of slave labor", for the greatest achievements of the scoop were due to the slave labor of millions of people. The last major construction - the Baikal-Amur Mainline, was provided with the work of thousands of convicts. And the earlier construction projects were also painted at the relevant departments of the camp works. But even those who did not have time to settle on the upper shkonka and worked from the outside of the zone were not too different from the prisoners, if only because they could at any time stop at the camp.

Of all the remarkable achievements that those who today roamed the streets - boiled sausage for 2. 10 and a dollar of 60 kopecks. As for this sausage, the author can reason in detail, for he observed personally how she prepared and heard the stories of the employees of this enterprise, about the recipes for sausages. It's worth a detailed description.

So, most of the sausage shop - women. To get a job there, even by the brunt - it's almost not realistic. In the scoop there were legends about how carefully and from what a huge number of candidates were selected for the cosmonaut detachment, so this is a pitiful semblance of selecting female workers in a sausage workshop. Moreover, the professional qualities stood at the very end of the requirements. The main requirement is devotion to management. This dictated the specifics of the work. And its result could be observed by the ration of the inhabitants of the town.

With the complete absence of meat in stores, it miraculously was in the refrigerators of many citizens. They bought this product from their friends, workers of the same sausage shop.

The workers had entire systems of garters, belts and other things that helped them to take out meat for the passage. Moreover, part of the meat was taken out in favor of the leadership. It is for this reason that devotion to leadership was placed at the forefront. This devotion was proved in various ways, including intimate. Moreover, the willingness to enter into an intimate relationship with the leadership, at his first request, was like a binding ritual and was taken for granted. The young ladies were jealous of those friends who were lucky to work in this institution.

It is clear that the meat was sold at prices that do not have anything in common with the approved. Money was not the most necessary thing, because it was impossible to buy something that was standing in the store and by the end of the scoop they had simply lost their meaning as a financial instrument. And meat is another matter.

It involuntarily begs the question of how the enterprise, from which meat was dragged daily and with terrible force, reported to the controlling authorities and how to produce the final product (sausage)?.

This phenomenon has a logical explanation. After the withdrawal of meat for take-out and for the production of a small amount of balyks and raw sausages that were dispersed in the city administration, including party, police and prosecutorial bosses, the lack of meat had to be covered. And it was covered. In rare cases, it was other meat. The author himself saw how a rat from a wire had fallen off and fell into an industrial meat grinder of a rat, of which there was no account. She decorated her meat with a batch of sausage, giving her a certain charm of natural product.

In other cases, various fillers went into the case: from starch to the likeness of toilet paper, unknown to the author of origin. As a result, for example, out of a ton of meat, a ton of cooked, doctor's sausage. At least half of the meat was taken from there, and for the desired weight of the final product, various fillers were reported, which remained a secret recipe for each particular enterprise. It is clear that all this was kept in the strictest secrecy, but because the test of loyalty was simply necessary.

Sometimes it was necessary to work on the eve of the holidays, when the workers and workers were completely under the "shafe" and then stuffing got what we did not describe, but the employees themselves made it fun and easy. Their slave labor no longer seemed to them a bottom, for those who later ate "sausage" were far below this bottom.

So those who are now singing hosannu sausage for 2. 10, should know that sausage can be called with very great difficulty and how much they actually absorbed rats or excrement - let them remain a pleasant surprise for them. And that's it for which they paid their money.

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