The presenter of "Eurovision" funny joked about the virus Petya. A, which is distributed on the web

27 June 2017, 21:59 | gossip
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The host of the stage of "Eurovision" Vladimir Ostapchuk joked about the notorious computer virus.

So, for several hours now the Network is spreading the Petya virus. A that blocked the work of some companies and banking institutions.

On his own page in the social network Vladimir promulgated a joke about the virus with an obvious analogy with the domestic authorities.

"As you know, today the Petya virus. A caused damage to all imaginable and unimaginable companies, seizing mail, banks and taking hostages airports and gas stations. And while scammers demand 300 y. In bitcoins, I propose to prepare for new even more severe Ukrainian viruses.

The most dangerous of them:.

GOLOVA - affects mainly the female disc, it hurts, it hurts, itches. The reasons are two - a long time ago you updated the system or you do not have enough time to click the root.

MUZHYK is a virus that mixes files so that you never know where what lies. Lazy, most often at night he climbs on the sites of acquaintances and food.

ZHEK - works unsystematically, affects household appliances, can turn off hot water.

SENYA - dangerous and short-sighted. He killed computers in Chechnya. The first virus of Senya amazes, as it is not strange the cooler, as they say "cooler on the forehead, so cooler on the forehead".

OLEG is not just a DDOS attack, but a complete PCDOS for your system. Radically tuned. Merciless. Penetrates a computer through spicy sites. All folders rename to skotynyaka. Exe.

NADYA - especially not terrible, just from time to time declares to the whole system a hard hunger strike.

KIRILL - Russian virus, blocks only icons of the Moscow Patriarchate.

VINNYK - infects women's computers from 35. The entire disk is flowing. Penetrates through the infected message "but it's good for you". It is almost impossible to restore the system.

VITALIY - Kiev program generator of random words. It throws the system uncomplicated with commands and disables it, "the presenter wrote..

However, Ostapchuk also presented solutions for the problem.

"But, as you know, we are throwing Antiviruses to fight against viruses:.

POLIZIA - the former folder Trash, especially does not protect, but constantly makes screenshots and pretty nice graphics.



ARSEN - finds viruses, sends them to garbage, then pulls out and releases with a written undertaking not to leave at night, "he adds..

As previously reported, on Tuesday, June 27, unknown persons committed hacker attacks of the virus on several Ukrainian banks, state and commercial enterprises. In particular, the computer systems of "Ukrenergo" and "Kyivenergo". The virus, which led to problems in the work of a number of institutions, is called Petya. More about the latest events regarding the hacker attack, see in the text stream >.




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