The poisoning of former GRU officer Sergey Skripal in the quiet English town of Salisbury risks becoming one of the most shameful pages in the history of UK foreign and domestic policy. However, conspiracy believes that it is not necessary because of this to write off the accounts of British officials and blame them for their full professional incompetence. On the contrary, amateurs are sure to look for a hidden meaning in everything, London specifically brought the situation to the impossibility of maintaining its own reputation. According to the old English tradition, such a risky but promising solution has several purposes. It is worth noting how skillfully British politicians used the very act of getting into hospital a defector from the GRU and his daughter. Firstly, it served as a catalyst for the instant cooling of international relations with Russia, not only the UK itself, but also almost all the countries of the European Union. Secondly, London received an excuse and moral justification for, to put it bluntly, the robbery of any Russian citizen who placed his savings on Foggy Albion. It is clear to everyone that this measure will hit the millionaires who fled on the island. It is from their pockets that British politicians plan to replenish their own budgets. Thirdly, the tense international situation that London created itself, on the pretext of the need for the unity of the European nations before the "common threat", allowed a cautious talk about delaying or even abolishing the procedure for Britain's withdrawal from the European Union. Many politicians noted that, with all the seductiveness of the first two points, it was the third could be the main goal of British intriguers. So, the story of the poisoning of Sergey Skripal and his daughter has already played its role. European countries have shown that they are ready to follow Britain even without any convincing evidence, Russian millionaires say goodbye to their money in London banks, and the question of brexite seems to have lost its relevance. However, London not only does not try to hush up this business or to release it on brakes. On the contrary, it causes even more hysteria. In passing, there are so many inconsistent and suspicious details that serious questions begin to arise in the minds and pages of even the most loyal publications. Experts are convinced that the more attention to the case of the poisoning of Sergei Skripal will be paid by Great Britain, the faster will become apparent the total failure of the accusations of British politicians. This is where conspirators come in. They claim that this is exactly what London is trying to achieve. It is not for nothing that the Permanent Representative of Great Britain to the UN Karen Pearce at a meeting of the Security Council of the international organization made it clear that he considers Karl Marx to be a Russian politician. The discrediting of the government, diplomacy, law enforcement and judicial system is what the representatives of these structures themselves seek. The case of Skripal for this will be small, so the course will go and attempts to violate international norms in connection with the situation in Syria, and other international provocations. For domestic consumption, the British press can recall numerous, but so successfully mashed scandals. For example, a terrible fire in the London high-rise Grenfell Tower, which killed more than 70 people. Ordinary residents of the city demanded the resignation of Teresa May, but no one was held liable for what had happened. Another nail in the coffin of the reputation of British politicians - diligently ignored scandals by whole gangs of migrants, terrorizing small towns and capturing children into sexual slavery. By the way, the poisoning of Skrypal helped to distract the attention of the public from this problem, but now it can be recalled in any convenient moment for London itself. The question remains, why should the government and other British officials need to dig their own graves themselves. But even here the conspiracy has something to say. They are sure that all this is necessary in order to carry out a massive reform of the rather archaic system of government in the country on the wave of popular anger and international condemnation.

The consequences of this decision are limited only by the imagination of those who make decisions in the UK. The world will sympathize with the dispersal of parliament and a new convocation on any terms, mass retirements and other harsh measures. Well, most importantly, the seekers of hidden meanings are assured, this will allow London to express distrust of all the decisions it has taken by itself recently and to cancel those that do not satisfy the current moment. In particular, British politicians can easily cancel the decision to withdraw from the EU.