From the series "Restless Emperor" Part 1 Residence Novo-Ogorevo, 10 km from MKAD for Rublevka For several months in a row the emperor could not get enough sleep. Especially bad was the dream lately, when it was summer. The nights get stuffy and there's nothing you can do about it. It is clear that you can turn on the air conditioner and get your 22 degrees and the specified humidity, but not everything is so simple. During the last interview with foreign journalists, he confessed to five attempts to assassinate his life. The emperor explained that in this sense he was taking the example from the late Fidel Castro, who in a private conversation advised the emperor to take care of his personal security. Allegedly, it is this principle that allowed Barbudos to live to 150 years and grow a chic beard a la Karabas Barabas. Solving this issue personally, Putin realized that the weakest point of his protection is that he comes to his premises from the outside, where an attacker can manipulate these incoming substances.
Of the five unsuccessful attempts, poisoning of tap water, already specially purified and prepared for its highest application. Already after all the filters, unauthorized access to the pipe was received and there was added either an ass urine or a Przewalski horse. Allegedly, having bathed in such a solution, the emperor could kill himself, for the urine of these animals reacts with the botox, restoring to him the toxicity of botulism. The malefactor was discovered and shot by Kadyrov's people and the only thing that became known about his personality - his name and patronymic: Vasily Alibabaevich and he was from Andijan.
In the wake of this there was another incident. Someone uninstalled entered the room of the air conditioner and added to the filter elements a certain liquid containing radioactive polonium. The inhalation of air with such a fine dispersion of liquid was "fraught with sideways", as was recorded in the act of forensic toxicological examination. The emperor was lucky, because at that time he was absent in his Moscow residence, having left to the south, to Sochi, where in the government complex Bycharov the Creek traveled on the Siberian Crane, shod in skis, on the seabed in search of amphorae.
In short, climate systems had to be abandoned and in the summer it was stuffy, because, according to the statement in the interview, "he did his job, and the security is his own". In short, he cared about his own skin, and protection - ruled the country.
Of course, all these attempts have postponed their imprint on the emperor's bald head, and most importantly - on his character, or rather - on his own character and the nature of his counterparts. He usually went to bed rather late. At one time he was seized by questions of rhythmic gymnastics and he often oversaw this question in the evenings. Then he was captured by the cynology and he completely immersed himself in this new and quite original, as for the emperor, theme. Although he once explained to his associates that there was nothing wrong with such hobbies and even arranged for them an exhibition of leading actors of the theater and cinema. Before that, he noticed that real emperors, such as Caligula, Nero and himself, may well be interested in at least Labradors, even Siberian Cranes, just the emperors can fully understand it, and the rest have nothing to be surprised.
And indeed, one evening, passing in the night, the emperor ordered the house Tabakov, Mikhalkov, Porecnikov, Panin and others, so that they played an old Roman play, in the imperial Roman style. It should be noted that during Nero's time, for example, the theatrical performance abounded in naturalism. If in the course of the play it was supposed to be copulation, it was performed in kind, and sometimes slaughter was also practiced there, if the plot demanded it. Of course, Putin's theater did not envision murder, and he was not there, although the actors could have portrayed it, but the abundance of dogs, Siberian Cranes, tigers and other living creatures, made the actors try to act outright and the actor Panin showed himself to be a real master in the classical sense of this the words.
But all this is left in the past. The Emperor no longer wanted noisy evening revels and even gymnasts, demonstrating exercises with maces or leaping through the goat, did not please his soul.
He was still trying to portray something on the piano from Franz Liszt or from Johann Strauss, but very quickly switched to music from four chords and found himself singing a murk. These were obvious echoes of youth, when he was not yet an emperor and worked as a simple Stirlitz.
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