If the joy at all is one, At all and the trouble is one.

The main joy for Russians is that they have B. Putin.

This is the basic and untouchable dignity of Russians. With men it's clear. Many sexually anxious are proud of their dignity, and here. Not without reason is the nickname of him. Well, women, too. Hope.

From this follow other small joys. For example, as the unfading leader - the Russian girls with low social responsibility - are the best in the world.

Well, there is another little joy - the possession of nuclear weapons. We can all incinerate in radioactive ash. Let them know and fear. Do not respect, and are afraid!.

In Russia, apart from sexually anxious men, a second category appeared - politically preoccupied. For some reason they are sure that while they will all be turned into radioactive ash, others will play chess or pray to God. And they convinced 86% of "spiritual Russians". That is, the "great leader" has calculated everything so that no one pokes. Such a multichode!.

But what a misfortune in Russia - at once and you will not guess.

No, not the decline in the price of oil. You will think, well, Russians will live worse, is this a misfortune compared to Putin's greatness.

No, not sanctions. Unpleasant, but not deadly. Although already "Poplars" and "Iskander" do not laugh, but bulldozers still remained and you can crush food. Russians will all approve.

Ravaged roads, medicine at the cave level. Is Putin and the company treated in Russia?.

At one of the meetings with the people of the "Fuhrer" (seen by the oversight of the leading) asked a Russian question, they say so, I have a car, and I can not ride it, on the roads of the pit more than my car. To which "the main character" of Russia replied - well, why buy a car with such roads. Well really - why?.

Corruption, theft, bureaucratic chaos, the atmosphere of envy, lies, hypocrisy, slander and meanness - is this a disaster?.

The main trouble for Russia is the signing of the association of Ukraine with the European Union.

As snow on a head in the summer, this trouble has unpredictably fallen down on heads of Russians. What an association! !! Without our permission! !! !!.

And then the misfortunes of unhappiness came to naught.

Eurovision will be held in Ukraine!. B itself. Doubted the ability of Ukraine to hold such a large-scale event. Grief and anger swept across the great Rus. Women tore hair on their heads, men clenched their fists, jaws ran around the cheekbones. How can you frustrate our clear-eyed! Thousands of volunteers reached out to military registration and enlistment offices. Tens of thousands of soldiers tore off their epaulettes, dressed in sports suits, borrowed money from banks and bought the missiles, tanks and mortars in the military tractor and poured into the glorious ranks of the Donbas "they are not there" front.

The wrath of Eurovision has not yet calmed down, as a new misfortune has fallen on Russians' heads. Ukraine was given a visa-free regime with the European Union. My God, what wildness! What meanness! So scoff at Russia!.

And already unhappiness can not be stopped. After all, the freedom-loving Dutch people, who understand international politics much better than everyone in the EU, voted against the association with Ukraine. And the parliament deceived the aspirations of ordinary farmers and workers of the Netherlands and ratified the association. Well, how not to support the heroic Dutch people in their quest for freedom.

And then the next trouble. The Stockholm arbitration did not satisfy the claim of Russia to Ukraine for the sum more than 45 billion dollars. And in this all the greatness of Russia. For seventeen years of Putin's rule, Russia presented the world with two great discoveries - a hybrid war, "green men" and a new era in management.

To pay money for not provided services! The more you do not take, the more you pay. Only in the "highly spiritual" country could such a new direction be born in the management. Get money out of thin air!.

Of course, the "highly spiritual" Russian will say - it was not necessary to sign such agreements, they are to blame, and the contract must be implemented. It is necessary, but not with Russia. Remember the Budapest Treaty on Guaranteeing the Inviolability of Ukraine's Borders, the Treaty on Peace and Friendship between Ukraine and Russia, ratified by the State Duma of Russia.

"An ingenious" Russian helmsman at a press conference gave an answer to this question. The treaty, they say, was concluded with one country, and now after the Maidan the country is different, and the agreements are not valid. Why after the escape of one zek the country became another - it is difficult to answer. But if you accept this logic, what lawsuits can you bring to another country? No answer.

Where are you rushing, Ukraine? Give an answer. Does not answer. Why do you bring so much harm to our people? Give an answer. Does not answer. Marvelous bell pinging bell, crumbling pillars of the "Russian world", and the further you distance yourself from us, the more misery you bring to Russia, and most importantly, our Vladimir Tavrichesky - the Red Sun. We do not think of ourselves, we are ready to give all our bellies for it, but we will not allow it to be offended.

Stop, Ukraine! Why do not you love us so much? After all, we are with all our heart.

With all the strength of our spirituality and the fire of rockets, we ask. Stop it! !! !!.

Do not bring us misfortunes, give up your reforms, because they do not need us. We have Putin. If you want, we will lend it to you for a while and will again live in peace in the great Eurasian Union. Come to think of it, Ukraine! !! !!.

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