The next victory of Putin and other DNOVosti

12 May 2017, 16:51 | Peace
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The president of Kyrgyzstan here acquitted the suicide bomber Jalilov, who blew up in St. Petersburg, by the fact that he was brought by skinheads (well, at least he did not remember the lyubers - and thank you for that). She says that the problem of Russia is not the clean water of the non-existent Jalilovs, but the evil Russians who provoke their disrespect for civilized, intelligent, intelligent and educated Jalilovs to respond to provocations with terrorism. In general, the old, as the world, churbanese song: Baba herself is to blame for being raped - the short skirt of a skirt. Russia itself is to blame for the terrorist attacks - did not respect the tradition.

In the early 90's in all the troubles of Central Asia were accused of the Russians, who were actually expelled from the republics by the growth of local nationalism. The Russians left. Now they go to us. Again the Russians are to blame. By the way, a good idea for start-ups. A win-win position was chosen by cunning people. Well, like this. Eastern cunning has long been known to everyone. As for President Jalilov - well, so Putin wrote off his debts, so you can now talk.

By the way, I feel, someone else will soon write off all the debts:.

The only foreign president in the Victory Parade was the head of Moldova.

Even the batska did not come. But in fact, not so long ago, in 2010, on the Victory Day parade (though it was a jubilee parade, but still), we had presidents of Azerbaijan, Armenia, Bulgaria, Vietnam, Chancellor of Germany, the presidents of Israel, Kazakhstan, the chairman of China, the presidents of Latvia Macedonia, Mongolia, Poland, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Croatia, Montenegro, the Czech Republic, Estonia, the Secretary General of the Council of Europe ... Then there were presidents of the former Soviet republics. And then only he remained - the head of Moldova Dodon. But it sounds like! Putin and Dodon. Almost like Bolik and Lelik, only Putin and Dodon.

Yes, so Dodon this Volodya energized life, that our president could not sit idly by, and right after the parade Putin crushed businessmen on the ice, having thrown six goals in the match of the Night Hockey League. And it's not yet time to get out on the ice! !! !! What a fine fellow! A real warrior! By the way, in general, the forces of the parties were unequal: Putin is too strong, so to equalize the chances of justice to him alone against the opposing team should play. And that result will still be predictable.

After the match Putin taaaak for a simple human rest pulled that he decided to fish: just drilled in the center of the rink of the hole, when suddenly absolutely random fishermen came to him with casualties and lacquered stumps and porcelain dishes. Well, they embraced everything in our own way, in a popular way, and Putin throws a fishing rod into the hole, and. Of course it bites. Yes, as it bites, they can not hold everything together! As a result, pull - the mother of God - NATO's spy submarine was caught. Putin took her for flippers, shook it properly, and from her amphora antique kaak poured. He took one, smashed, and from it the Siberian Crane flew out. Well, he grabbed his sticks for his paws and flew straight into his office in the Kremlin, sat down and began to think about Russia's future. Here and so there passes the ordinary day of the president. Whatever day, the achievement: went hunting - the biggest boar shot.

I went to the zoo - once a tigress was born, went fishing - immediately the largest pike pulled out, just dived to bathe - found an amphora - every day new achievements. Under Stalin this was not. So we must protect the sun so clear, illuminating the way to a bright future. And we, as in the saying: "What we have - do not store, lost - crying". Ugh on you.

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