Theological sketches for the rage of the day.

The last time Putin has been in trouble. Full nepruzha - as they said in his Petersburg gateway. One by one the problems are on him. Although it seems that God and Sabyin pray in a couple, but somehow everything does not go ... "The crocodile is not caught, the coconut is not growing".

"Trouble happens," as it was said (albeit in a more severe form) in the legendary film "Forest Gump". But when they happen too often - it's serious already. Here we find ourselves in the territory of a terrible and mysterious category - Her Majesty Lady Luck, which, as you know from the old Okudzhava song, is not everyone and does not always smile. She "for whom you are kind, and who else ..." "The case is the favorite pseudonym of God!" - once said one of the famous theologians. When the bad luck has gone completely, when everything is past the ticket office, and in all directions a continuous and radical flight - it is already a problem not just from the orbit of the Kremlin-geo-politics, but more from the philosophical and theological stratosphere.

That's why I'm a theological and political consultant and I hired a couple of notes to the topic.

First, with oil and gas Putin is badly unlucky. Only, you know, brought all the pipelines into the pockets of the Kremlin's twin brothers, only this main Kremlin Stream debugged, almost everything was brought to the members of the cooperative "Lake" and to you ... - a global shift in the market.

Full kapets with energy restructuring of the economy. And now it does not flow into the pockets, but practically drips. Well, as a peasant with prostatitis ... there is no pressure.

And besides oil and gas, with their accursed barrels, these pockets of Putin's company have themselves become quite specific. In connection with the failure of the ruble and financial sanctions (almost in fact there is nothing ... for some miserable Crimea, for an unfortunate piece of Donbass) went by a solid Bummer.

Now for companies, banks of the same friends for the St. Petersburg KGB youth, because of these little things - some troubles. And they, too, me, friends are called, everyone now looks at Putin somehow. And it's just because of some trifle - a trifle in the pockets, which no longer flows.

With Syria, he was unlucky. I got in there, saying "I'll help the world community with IGIL understand, I wince with decrepit Soviet biceps, and there, you look, and then they'll start greeting me again, and later, maybe they'll put you at the table not in pride alone, like at a recent meeting of the 20's ... ".

It's true, it's a pity with the koala only to embrace at international summits.

He got into Syria to somehow solve the crisis with political loneliness and not handshake, and eventually got into trouble with Assad and Zarin, so now he even more often reminds me of Robinson on the politically uninhabited Russian island. We are just reading the diaries of this woe. There are solid parallels with the Kremlin leadership ... Well, perhaps, as a "Friday" he has a collective image - the Russian patriotic electorate.

But with the electorate, Putin is unlucky. Ungrateful he, this Russian people. As a slave on the galley plows the national leader, already without a small Brezhnev lines, and the lower rumbling.

Truckers, dogs, do not want the Rottenbergs to support, well, purely in the humanitarian sphere ... People need to help ...! It's so easy! And Rottenberg, it's, so to speak, with the big Kremlin letter "People"! Yes, you throw off only 40-50 percent of your salary. For you it's practically a trifle. And given the fact that you are in the country of tens of thousands, it turns out that from a trucker on a thread - Rottenberg, a dozen palaces and plants.

Do not understand these "rudders" of the importance of political content. So it's even those who are 40-50, drivers, ungrateful trakists. They do not like their leaders, and therefore their homeland.

And for this generation of GUUGL I generally keep quiet. With young Putin is not at all lucky. They show films about Navalny-Hitler, and they understand, instead of the usual pioneer (like in Vladimir Vladimirovich's young years) "Always ready!" - questions, pancake, ask, argue ... Dialogues moralizing with directors and teachers on their mobile phones fucking write down, And then the Internet is entertained ... Putin is not lucky with the youth ... And indeed ... One of the very powerful failures of the Kremlin leader is how the Internet did not appear on time. This is really a cool bummer, so hard to substitute his Destiny. Practically fortune turned backwards. To the West, you know, forward, and to Putin's back ... Would come the Russian Duce a little earlier, in the pre-iPhone era, no one would have known about any Navalny. A couple of dozens of dissidents (and not a couple of tens of millions of Russians) in their Khrushchev kitchens would be discussed in a whisper, "Whether he is Dimon ... or Vovan". TV channels Putin occupied in his first years. I stormed, as the leader of the world proletariat bequeathed - banks, newspapers, telegraph. All sorts of Ernsts with Dobrodeyevs to the Ostankino tower of the KGB arkan were thrown, and this information space, the cat's eoshkin, took and blurred ... Information through fingers flows. They squeeze it with an iron Feliksovo-FSBshno-Putin's fist, and it seeps and stinks with the unbearable smell of free-thinking and free-thinking. This is more terrifying than any porcelain, mustard and other chloroacetophenone for the sun-drenched Kremlin noses! There is no suit, the card does not fall down. And then there is a misfire in Putin ... What is "unlucky" and how to deal with it? This is today a global philosophical question for the leadership of the Moscow political reserve.

No luck in Donbass. We thought that with bread their salt "Russian world" would be accepted already in the most Lviv and Ternopoli, but it turned out that even in Mariupol the people got up and began to shoot back, digging trenches, volunteers to sign up.

Here, even this Boeing missile is completely accidental, apparently, I ran into it - Putin's absolute lack of pride in the Donbass, and, in all likelihood, not very much in love.

Well, with Trump of course - a full set of Fortune. Surrendered the luck of the St. Petersburg sambo wrestler, threw with a trough. That is, the Kremlin seems to have contrived and great Trump before the elections licked, and bent ... and America in the most vile sense of the word - threw.

At the woodpecker, the tongue grows five times and thinens so much that it even enters the ant moves. Woodpeckers from the Spasskaya Tower so contrived that they got it to Washington and even California, and they were so refined that they got into the back hacker passages of the American elections ... It seemed that happiness had come to the fore! The Kremlin's everything! "Trump-OUR" on top of the American "King of the Mountain"! !! !! Here it is ecstasy, catharsis, full political orgasm in the State Duma ... And suddenly ... ... We are revealed, and this "trump card" turned out to be republican, well, if not six, then just a jack, and even worse - a horse. In addition, he began such chess letters "G" to draw that the enemy will not envy ... Damn failure ... Again, it's not like that!.

I repeat. The case is God's favorite pseudonym. Not with luck, you, Vladimir Vladimirovich, are dealing ... As a theologian, I officially declare: under fortune, turned away from the Kremlin, God hides ... He loves the invisible hat ... You contacted Him. And this war you, unequivocally, do not win ... The laws of spiritual mathematics are not in your favor.

All the trouble with Ms Luck is with you because the old commandments are working.

- Do not take someone else's!.

- You do not have to climb into a strange, Crimean garden and rub pears.

- You can not shed blood, shooting my city with hailstones - and you can not swat, it's not your hailstones.

In short, Putin, where do not look - instead of the planned thirty-three pleasures - continuous (exactly the same number) thirty-three misfortunes. Turned away from the Kremlin Luck ... This is because the blood - she, as the Scripture says - "cries before God" and demands justice. That's turned away from you. Luck. Or rather, He who hides under it ... P.

Do not worry, Vladimir Vladimirovich.

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