ДНОвости: how to "save" Russia

24 April 2017, 18:52 | Peace
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The main star of the last days quite deservedly once again became Medvedev. What he just did not grind: he called for saving the best government and deputies of the State Duma in the world, and even said that Russia's economy entered the stage of growth. Here after all the inattentive and not assembled person what. Again, his economy mixed with the Russian economy. Spiz * ate Navalny about his vineyards. He obviously has hemp, for there is no such trip with wine.

However, there was an old purse, which decided to practice with him in "wit". And to me, to be honest, this sense of humor is not to my liking.

The governor of the Vladimir region Svetlana Orlova named three main threats to the region's "stability": in her opinion, Internet users, youth and fighters for quality health care "rock the boat".

"Stability and peace is a huge salvation for Russia. And Putin brought all this to Russia. Do you understand, yes? And this they want to unbalance, "complained the governor.

In addition, the governor noted that in Europe it is troubled because of terrorism, in Ukraine - "fascism, the Nazis", and Russia is trying to undermine by spreading "fake" news on the Internet. In her opinion, with such news the struggle will begin on a legislative level, so she urged fellow citizens to watch television and read newspapers, not Internet resources.

In general, how to save the Motherland according to Madame Orlova?.

Internet chop off;.

Young people are shot (one hell, they can not be fixed);.

Polyclinics close.

True, how this will help her, I do not quite understand, for, as you know, the main threat to the stability and well-being of Russian officials is the poor people. But she somehow believes that we must fight against quality medical care for the population. What a wonderful idea! It smelt of Vladimir fields: shit, Klyazma and loam.

Throughout the normal world, young people, Internet technologies and medicine are the foundations of the development of countries, its future, and only we have "threats to stability". The more I look at the faces of the pro-government riff-raff and listen to what they say, the clearer the depth to which our country is plunged. And the snout of this old witch is the snout of our state: the old Soviet rot, corrupt, thoroughly corrupted, which is alien to development, creation and creation. They need only Putin, the swamp, stability and the current regime of the oligarchy, which will preserve and multiply the stolen goods.

So the Internet for an official today is like a cross for a ghoul. There he fights and struggles with him, like Zakharov with another bottle. Only yesterday they decided to ban the anonymizers. And at the same time I needed to find on the Internet one ancient, now deleted article. Useful, of course, on the "Web Archive". B * yat, it is also blocked. Of course, because the web archive remembered everything, and officials hate when someone has a good memory.

And how beautiful it all began. We will prohibit child porn and pedophilia.

More than half the network was for this law. Although even then it was clear that FSE. Piz * eec.

And so it happened. To write this post, I left the house, got on the minibus, showed the passport and the receipt about the absence of the debt on the transport tax and housing and communal services, went to give an application to the FSB with a request to allow Internet access from the home IP for viewing LJ between 18 and 21 Hours on 21 April 2017. At the entrance, they checked the passport, enlightened the metal detector, checked the payment of taxes and fees for utilities, transport tax. Then he went to the bank to pay the receipt, at the same time he paid a tax to the law of Yarovoy. I went to the Temple to pray to God and Putin for not soldering pedestrian Socrates (an analogue of automobile Plato for those who use shoes with hard soles and sharp heels, t. Rotenberg said that such shoes spoil the sidewalks). Then he paid a fine to the spiritual police for not enough to donate to the temple.

Returned home, turned on the TV. I learned that the Russians are waiting for "painful growth" of utility tariffs.

"Glory to the gods," - exhaled I. Now, if I saw in the news that the Russians are waiting for an amazing drop in prices, then I would be afraid - there is little that happened in the world - Yellowstone exploded there or Nibiru flew. And so for a panic of the bases is not present. Stability and development. Yes, and VTsIOM already, I believe, prepared a report that 86% of the population of the country look at this increase with approval. Then Kadyrov said that Chechnya had defended Russia against terrorism and saved millions of lives. What is the happiness that the heavens sent us Kadyrov, who saved us from terrorist attacks by stopping them from arranging. Who, apart from Putin, could have splashed everything so brilliantly? It remains only for Mongolia to declare the salvation of Russia from the Golden Horde yoke, and the bones will rise, as if the schoolchildren who first saw the films of Roco Sifredi.

Well, Kadyrov was successfully supplemented by Matvienko, dressed in a Muslim way at a meeting with Saudi politicians to show respect for their traditions.

Interestingly, if she went to Africa with a visit, she would undress naked, stick a ring in her nose and start running around with a spear around the fire? Respect for the traditions of all, not just Muslims. He says, they say, they are so accepted. Well, that's why they also have to blow up. So let more often go there.

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