Two aircraft carriers passed before the eyes of the whole world in recent months ... Russian Kuzya and American (sorry) Karl .... On the podium of the seas and oceans, before the eyes of the whole world, Kuzia's iron hips (Admiral Kuznetsov) were defeated, respectively, to Syria, and now, from the hip, the American "Karl Vinson" towards North Korea ... I do not know who but me These guys made a powerful impression ... A couple of notes to the topic ... First, let's recall what the formidable Putin's Kuzya looked like. This is the one who smoked the seas and oceans and from which the airplanes all the time fell into the water ... However, you probably saw this and, due to its powerful psychological impact, this character is unlikely to soon forget. The Cripple-KGB empire, having fired Kuzya in the direction of Syria, doomed itself to a demonstrative, revealing shame. Council of Kremlin ideologists. Do not need if you are an old woman, crooked, limping and oblique, do not need to attract attention to yourself on the podium ... I agree that at every age there is something special and beautiful. But still do not need to be on the platform when soon on the graveyard ... Well, now attention ... here he is on the stage of Karl. American handsome man - "Carl Vinson" ....

Yesterday I had dinner with an American (he naturally brought me a salary from the State Department)))) whose son he serves on. Just the pilot's darling with Karla from my son received me. Even the return address of the soap looks beautiful "Karl Winson number is so then". I'm not sure that you are psychologically ready for this ... But I'll try to describe my impression of Karl. In the video version of this blog, it is lower (I advise everyone to admire) an unforgettable sight. There, on Karl, the bourgeois Americans amuse themselves with jumping into the magnificent ocean waters. Then, in the intervals between bathing, they conduct on the deck NBA basketball tournaments, at an incredible quality site ... They also have party parties where they rest and light for holidays and weekends. A little bit later, lectures on the world geopolitical situation and the need for "peace in the whole world" and non-resistance to evil, reads on Kuz (today already a pensioner) Barak Huseynovich ... In short it should be seen. Impressive. When the whole world was having a great time being amused by the Russian aircraft carrier (the only one by the way in Russia, but why is it a flagship ...!!!) I had questions. I certainly am not an expert, and the "flagship" sounds of course proudly. But how to understand this "flagship" - when he is the only one and that is not an aircraft carrier but an airborne ... As he did not bring airplanes to Syria before Russia - they fall from him ... Well, of course, they do not fall because the paper empire ... Just calculating everything is difficult, you know ... Mechanic A calculator, a propeller, a navigator, like a geographer - a globe ... And the earth is she, a dog, round ... on your fingers, just so you can not figure it out ... I think you are already aware of how you washed the tears of laughter all over the world when listening to explanations from Russian alcohol generals , Which justified why They did not shoot down the tramps' tomahawks in Syria. They said that they can not calculate the trajectory as they can not. Because the earth is not just round, but also, mean, twists and turns ... By the way. To the conversation about the Greatness of Russia raised by Putin from his knees .... A couple of figures ... Do you know how many aircraft carriers the United States has? ? ? We will not be in detail ... Just a note - handsome Carl is just one of their carrier groups (from the word MUCH - very much!!!!) If we consider shock nuclear aircraft carriers in the US - at least 11 of them at the moment, and what !! !! !! This is not for you, Dimon and Kuzya - handsome. But this is not all. In addition to the 11-th shock aircraft carriers, the United States has still such things as are called -sanding ships. On these guys there are planes, helicopters and all sorts of flying things that are cunning. They are simply not atomic, but in fact also aircraft carriers. Note that they are the same as the Russian pensioner Kuzya. There are dozens of all floating docks, huge sizes ... A few more aircraft carriers seem to be written off, but in principle they are always ready, like pioneers in the old days, to jerk the deal.

How many aircraft carriers do Russia have? The correct answer is "Yoda!" !! !! SovsEM ONE! !! !! It was this Avia (as it turned out) NEDONOSETS Kuznetsov ... We watched his power together with the whole world just now ... One, but (proudly say Russians) - OUR ... home ... I would even say - House Kuzya! !! !!.

There was one more - "Varangian". He was made at the Black Sea Shipyard. But, since times are hard in KGB's third Rome - it is sold to China. There the "Varyag" is completed and now bears the name of Liaoning, (not Leonid, the one that Brezhnev, that was the first name of Kuzi) This is not Leonid a LAJOINE! !! !! Now he is a Chinese ... Today in the valiant order of the descendants of Mao.

There was still the USSR "Kiev" - now towed to Tianjin (China), where it became the main exhibit of the theme park "Binhai". This is because, except as a child's toy, he is not fit anywhere ... There was "Minsk". In 1995, sold to South Korea for metal cutting, then resold to China and became an exhibit of the Minsk World Military Park in Shenzhen. The editorial staff of the site is not responsible for the content of blogs. The editorial opinion may differ from the author's.

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