As a result of another trepanation of the skull of Russia, it again revealed cotton wool. This fact is gratifying and in itself, - wrote for the portal Snob Russian publicist Alexander Nevzorov.

But it is even more pleasant that the complete substitution of the brain with a cotton substrate does not interfere with all the functions of the people's organism. On the contrary! He is cheerful, productive and cocky. There is every reason to believe that he will do it. As we remember, cotton wool is capable of much.

Of course, not everything is so simple. Kindling of the third world is hard work. The fact is that the world is somewhat damp and does not flare up in any way. Here earlier Russian teasers worked without fail without any "Bukov". It was not necessary either for the Churkinsky firm in the UN Security Council, or for fraternizing with Tasmanian or Syrian cannibals.

Everything was easier. We remember that the General Staff of the Russian Empire ransacked the First World War, having spent only on the cake for Gavrilo Princip. Romantic Gavrilo worked a cake for Ferdinand - and then everything sparkled.

The God-bearing people rose from their knees, went where ordered and obediently decorated the theater of operations with three million of their corpses. German cotton wool also did not disappoint. The war turned out to be very spectacular, but mysterious, since in the turmoil they forgot to come up with its meaning and some real reason.

However, under the anesthesia of patriotism, the causelessness of the war remained unseen. Inhaling with mustard gas and burial grounds, the double-headed.

By the way, for the eagle it ended badly. As a result, Leva Bronstein welded a very interesting soup from him. The god-bearer immediately forged Orthodox bayonets into spoons and stood in line for the eagle, but a new trouble happened. Sweet duet of Stalin and Hitler crumbled. Whether the cake has surfaced, or the tyrants did not agree with the mustache. As a result, two fascists fought, although they had nothing to divide.

It turned out that the movie "World War" is not one series, but several. However, the Second was so natural continuation of the First, that by reason of the reasons no one bothered. Enough mustache and a bad cake. But this is a rare case.

As a rule, it is very difficult to come up with a convincing reason for starting a war, which proves a crazy story about Troy. But for a long time people somehow got out. But by the beginning of the XXI century, all the traditional teasers and challenges were finally outdated. If today enamored Hollande stole In. Matvienko, then Russia still does not have an excuse to push the "Armata" to Paris.

Syria also does not fit. The only thing she needs is in a large batch of ketchup. The thing is that with ketchup in Syria today is very bad. And this is the only thing that prevents the Syrian savages, finally, to devour one another. Sooner or later this fact will become clear, the supplies will be adjusted and the issue will be resolved.

As we have seen above, the wars were not badly untied with the help of terrorist tricks. But now the recognized leader in the matter of terror is the Muslim world, and in this sense Russia is hopelessly behind. Skills lost. The descendants of Suvorov and Beria were reconciled "to mice". Now they are splashed with officer's piss and rape foreign Pokemon right in their iPhones. What is most unfortunate - the size of the hole for the headphones they are quite satisfied.

But the large-scale scoundrels and provocateurs, alas, are practically transferred. So, as we see, "it is nice to start" by the traditional method of chances, Russia has practically no chances.

Of course, there remains a powerful resource of public idiocy. In appearance, he is in perfect order. The priests are blissful, the set of clips is replenished with the "Beech". The showcase was also refreshed: through the most complicated manipulations in the State Duma it was possible to collect almost all known examples of patriotic and religious dementias. In the selection of parliamentarians, the hand of an experienced specialist in development problems is felt and the experimental fervor.

Volodin, of course, will teach deputies to blink synchronously and even use their fingers. But the Kremlin should not be counted on more than that. The fact is that the love of deputies for their homeland is piercing and uncompromising. And this is a sure sign of their desperate fear of real estate on the first coastline in Cascais, Marbella or in some other nice corner.

However, do not dramatize. Not everything is so bad. Among the elects there are also normal crooks deftly simulating a delay. Their patriotism is not so hysterical, because they managed to hide the property better than their counterparts. But this does not mean that, on occasion, they will refuse to give up the head of the state to a handbag from the new collection of Gucci. Of course not. Handbags are excellent and will always be the best gift.

Worrying for the chapter should also not be. Russia and created a police state specifically to ensure that such a case chosen not to introduce himself. This saves the president, but does not make the Duma a support in the piquant case of inciting. And the simulators, and the real dementists are equally unreliable. There is no one to rely on.

The picture, of course, sad. But this, I repeat, is a showcase.

In the masses, things are a little better. Immortal regiments, panfilovtsy and other cult of Stalin's army convinced the population that the best that the Russians can do is war. Propaganda without any difficulty succeeded in awakening the most noble zoological desires. Nothing surprising. The modesty of success in everything else forces us to shine with at least such talents.

Here, however, again a little did not work out. Not having time to properly swing, the illusion of Russian victories has cracked in Ukraine. The sting of the amateur war bent over the iron dumplings. Blitzkrieg broke. Today, the Russian world hides the finials stuffed in the Donbass and inevitably degenerates into petty criminal terror.

The world did not lift the Moscow glove thrown to the southeast of Ukraine. Probably, because of its exceptional unsanitary nature.

The Ukrainian venture can smolder for a long time, but the furnace is extinguished - and nothing was forged in it. Of course, a couple of thousands of Russians acquired skills in arsons, theft of carpets, and also learned new techniques of rape. Of course, all sorts of knowledge are useful, but this is not quite what the Kremlin wanted.

The temptation of a great war is understandable and forgivable. Conquest hikes are in the past. Predatory, alas, too. Today, the external war is only a universal "wrench" for repairing its floundering statehood.

If possible, it is used by all countries and governments. And this is understandable: the authorities have the opportunity to massively prykopat superfluous, without constraint to raise the necessary and totally to please the stupid.

Most often this set of measures works and prolongs life even to the most crooked regimes.

And the nuclearity of a possible conflict only enhances its attractiveness, opening unlimited opportunities to save a great deal on the demolition of stalls near the metro.

Russia is no exception. It's really time to repair it again. But this is understandable not only in the Kremlin. Accordingly, no one will give a fatal instrument. And it's not just that the West likes Russia more. No. He just knows that Russians can steal everything. And even the end of the world. And this attraction certainly deserves a better fate.