For the first time in more than half a century, British football players broke into the semifinals of the World Cup. Tomorrow, July 11, they are expected to meet with the Croats, who with great difficulty beat in the penalty shootout of the Russian team. The English decided that to achieve the goal, all means are good, and set about intensified workouts with a rubber chicken. "Well, this is one way to warm up for a workout. ", - reassured fans in Twitter. Whether the expectations of the English national team will be justified, we will know very soon. Teams will compete on Wednesday at nine yesterday in the "Luzhniki". Meanwhile, Internet users immediately picked up the chicken story, laying out a consonant song.
Many expressed the hope that the national team will fly around the field easily and at ease and get to the final. Although, if you go into details, the chickens themselves weigh more than their wings can carry away. Chicken flight is short, but fast. If we draw an analogy with the players, it is unlikely that the "yellow-throated" semifinalists will be able to withstand, for example, two hours on the field. A proposal has already been made: if rubber chickens provide the British with an exit to the final, the first must be added to the list of banned.