"In the deep Russian depth came the high regional authorities. Having gathered the inhabitants of the village near the church of the Holy Great Martyr Putin, made an important message. From Moscow, it was ordered that the residents of this and two neighboring villages tomorrow from 10 to 12 should be hanged. The leadership urged the residents to be conscious and not late, because for two hours allocated and so it is very difficult to be in time, and to carry out the direction of the leadership - it is necessary.
People wandered dejectedly into their homes and among the crowd there were scraps of phrases: "above, so - it is necessary," "they are more visible at the top," "well at least humanly warned, not immediately". And then there was a riot. One of the villagers, after the retiring boss, boldly threw: "And take your rope or state bail?" The crowd instantly cheered up and began to laugh "Nikolai Vasilievich Lermontov" Blue uniforms "The fact that Russia will necessarily respond to the Ukrainian visa-free regime did not have to doubt, for Is not such a national leader. As a true grandmaster and master of multi-pass combinations, he always answered the challenges and most often - not symmetrically. Usually, for these answers then the responsibility is taken by IGIL, but here - a different story and the answer was to turn out differently. Putin did not fail and answered quite unexpectedly.
Nobody expected that everything would happen so quickly. No, Putin did not expand the list of visa-free countries and Vanuatu did not add Swaziland or Lesotho, and moreover, did not repeat the success of Ukraine with visa-free Europe, he began to enter exit visas from Russia.
True, while it has not affected its citizens, but it is already clear that this is a temporary respite. Nevertheless, Putin can not refuse originality, because exit visas have concerned foreign citizens temporarily staying in the Russian Federation, or, more simply, guest workers. If someone is unlucky to have a residence permit in the Russian Federation and even more so - a work permit, then it will not be possible to go out of the "scraper" home. To do this, you need to collect a bunch of documents, roughly the same as that required by the British Embassy, ??for registration of an entry visa. There is another option, a foreigner must stay in Russia for three years. This has not done anyone and Russia really has no analogues and ahead of all forever.
To the Russians themselves this should show two things. The first. Putin regards migrant workers as a better labor resource than local residents. That is, he has no illusions that the Russians are a dumb and lazy bastard, with whom you can not cook at all. By the way, in this he is not alone. Peter 1, Alexander 1, Lenin and other famous comrades have written a pile of papers about what an inexplicable rubbish is the "Russian man". So Putin came to the same conclusion. He rightly remarked that the Russian can only be used where it is necessary to kill, rape and rob, everything else should be done by representatives of other nations, for otherwise - in no way.
The second, already obvious consequence of this innovation - lies on the surface. Gastarbeiter is even more powerless in Russia than the Russians themselves. Because running a new version of the "Iron Curtain" on foreigners will be held with the least cost. The relevant authorities will polish the half-forgotten technology of the scoop and already on the day of "D" they will introduce a well-tested system of the ban on exit.
It's so obvious that it's pointless to talk about this topic. The people of any sane country, feeling where everything is moving, should go out into the streets with their Molotov cocktails and other necessary things to make a picnic with a shish kebab for such power. But no one and will not go anywhere.
They gazed calmly at the swelling staff of punitive agencies, they were not bothered by reports of purchases for the police of all new types of weapons, including flamethrowers, they spit on the legal permission to shoot them without observing any procedures, and therefore swallow it. The process of cultivation of a new man, spiritually-fastened type - is completed and now the time has come for his final staging.
Most likely, the Russians will not be able to repeat even the act of the rural rebel, which is described in the title joke. No one will ask about a rope. Although, Russians are certainly sure that the state is obliged to provide with ropes such a responsible event. And in this they are right.
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