"Do not be dizhuvatis" - the axis is the rule of the member of the club is quiet, hto impose on repairs.

I bula duzhe naiveva, if rozpochinala repair at hruschivtsi, boshche naivit did not put on, yak baked vine to change oneself. I thought optimistically, but the repair at the dvokimnatny apartment can be zbiiti for the month, the one did not get so withered, yak guessed. The small cosmetic repair at the styli "and here mi gipsokarton і mineralno vatu zrobimo, and potim tilkoy obklademo" peretvorisya on kapitalna misce battles for kvadratnі metri, ya triє vzhe tretіy mіsyats, pishe Olena Kuzmich for TSN.

Too yakshchio vi conceived rozporati repair, - ungainly wikinette qy dumku iz golovy. Did not blow it? Тоді вітаю вас у клубі. First rule of the club - do not know about the club. Bo vіdrazu посипляться poridi vіd rіdnih i narodnіyomіh people at once із запитаннями, які дуже soon доводитимуть вы до сказу, наприклад, "а если новосілля?". A yakshchoo va same budivelny "samogubtsya" yak I, then reserve terpinnyam, nerves, corvalole and especially grishmi. Layfak - planouchi repair, gotuytes up to that, sho koshtiv vodratetsya vitrati shonaimenshe for 30% more, nizh viro rozrahovuvali.

"IMMEDIATELY" ELEKTRIK ZHEKU Naipershe na spіlnіy narodіі із майстрами було вирішен замінити posting, бо моя сталю алюмінієва actually rasipalasya at the hands (and scho vih hochet - будинку 56 років). I did not really know, I'm on a pseudo. Spotka Prisov Electric. Він walking on apartments and cities on the walls of writing, de budet rosettes і вимикачі.

In this boulevard, the most important vigilant, myoastri, and I followed him gleefully, not in vacuous plots, listening to yoga clarification. Especially the kepsko happened to me, the 152-centimeter waist of the apartment, yak viglyadaye to rock 15, did not viklikala at the seer's exam expert in electric guards, and the pitan, de same will be rosettes, often zasochuvalo min znenatska. Aly Todi, I thought, scho zamina wiring - a child's amusements.

"Doroslі", yak vyvilos, buly across.

And they knew that all the benefits of tsivilizatsii up to a boudinka postchayut oblenergo, a water canal tochno, and gave them opykuyetsya ZHEK? I'm not in the course. Separate, in order to fix the wiring and fix the new "scute", the bill boul to seize the seal. Abi mustache was legal, I took a telephone call in oblenergo. І яким the same було моє розчарування, if in a telephone rumorвці окрім "якщо ви ви hochet pobedomiti about extinguish заборгованості, натисніть 5", не було "натисніть вже хоч щось, щоб поспілкутися із жию человеною". I did not come up with a new one, I squeezed the button for legal reasons. Abi pocuti, scho oblenergo moe vipadkom not opikuetsya. I got to call in ZHEK, people called to send me maestro.

Він таки прийшов, то майстер. Szakati, scho vin buv at the station of alcoholic sp'yana - do not tell me. Він був наскільки пропиртований, що зі щитка посипась стовп ікор, і мої майстри повалися. Electrik, mabut, vpevanii, scho vin abo immortal, abo u nogo 9 zhittiv, yak u cativ, bo naivit brovoyu not poviv. Naidivnishe, scho vin buv at my apartment kolka godin, ale scho vin robin so dovgo, so i зашилося таємницею за сімома печатных. Hocha his robot vin still envious.

Daly mi sucked the old wiring. Згідно із rules, posting має розміщуватися у стіні рівно, під прямими кутами і не вихилятися із боку в бік. Ale ti, hto ponad 50 rockiv that robed the wiring from my apartment, obviously chhat hoti at usi rules: at my donkey posting could be missed in one kimnatі and riptovo "vizirnuti" in the middle of the country to get out of the small hut of the small kimnati. Quest "know the wiring" is more.

КІШКА-СИМУЛЯНТКА In the apartment, for a second, 150 meters of new wiring, yak, I'll settle, serve a minivan rock, 50, i ni aka multivarka chi z mikrohvilovkoyu u іншими електродевайсами їй не будуть страшні. Bo before repair in the apartments one-hour vmikati, primiru, pralnu machine і fen bulo gelt neudrim rіshennyam, - закінчити це could як мініimum згорілою розеткою.

For an active hour, my apartment through the gutter of the new wiring was similar to that of the pavochik Shelob із "Volodara perstnіv", bo darts buli everywhere - stinks navyat perehreschuvavisya on stelі. I am one of my brothers, I'm judging from the point of view, I've had fun with the drive. Once, if the cholovnik zashov in the kitchen, vin pobachiv zhahlivu picture: kishka іsterichno smіmalasya on дроті, наче її beat with a string, with цьому вона precisely not залуталась. Звісно, ??він похапцем її taking away that prigolubiv. Yakim the same bulo our zdivuvannya, if vyyavilosya, sho same that driz yuzagalі not bouv pid nastrugyu - like, u mene zhive kishka-simuljatka.

І якщо ви думаєте, що історія із заміною проводки закінчилася хованням її at stіни, ви слабоко помиляєтеся. Maistrra із ZHEKU I viklikala naprikintsі dyutogo, and naprikintsі bereznya before the apartment broke through panі із oblenergo, yak vlasthtuvala stage pіd nazvoyu "vі zіrvali plombu". At the meeting, but not in the world, the voices of the meeting in Stanislavsky - "not viryu".

Viyavilosya, scho ZHEK Mav filed oblenergo information about the zirvanu seal, and the mayor of oblenergo - vstanoviti new, shob, I, Kry Bozha, vnochі із лічильник not "хімічила". І yakby ЖЕК після цього таки не подав інформацію about the seal, мені б зажужувава penalty. Novu seals the meni, before the speeches, they put in, alot yak vu think, if? Correctly, as much in the quarter. І справді, поспішати немає куди.

HARVESTING THE CROWBACKS One part of the repair of the steel bikes Mayrs. I axis you one, since the holon of the roof of the veins - so bi moviti, repair folklore. One cholovic on the pillar of the 2000s pridbav apartment at the center of the city (tobto Lutsk, de, vlasne, I і repairing his hruschivka), there, de chimalo budinkyv-stalinok. Звісно, ??почав робити ремонт. І uyavіt viraz yogo obichchya, if maystria, zirvshav pidlogu, znajshli ... mumіfіkovany corpse.

Viyavilosya, scho ti budinki were in this number vyazy: ??one killing nishoshogo і prihovav tilo. Найцікавіше, що, за слова моїх майстрів, вбивццю вдалося знайти і навіть притягнути до відповідальності.

And the apartment vzhe without human grips pid pidlogoyu shvidenko sold, zamovchivi about znahidku pid hour repair.

So buli "kvitochki" my vigilny repair repair, and some bullets "yagidki" - read from the approaching bliz.

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