Dialogues with "zeros": diversion "is for you for a tank"

13 June 2017, 10:16 | The Company
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Book Two.

- Велік, бл *. I have a cart with a bucket in the bucket?.

- And I know the birds.

- I toiba skіkі разів having shown on кабубуз зі зброєю do not go.

- Choi Tse.

- Bo після ваших візитів, бл *, не тікі тушняк пропадає, and in cutlets якесь заліізяччя з'являється.

- Healthy morpihu in organizmі potrіbnym zalіzo.

- Відстань.

- Пів-ста два нулі.

- Straightforward.

- 120 лівіше орієнтира number 3.

- Rishennya?.

- LNG from the 6-m of shells.

-Plus, plus.

Бодя відключає рацію і з з виразом діктора "Першого національного" заявляє усім зібравшимся у бліндажі:.

- We listened to the overture to the present day "P * zedec pidkravsya nepomitno, hoch viden buv Izdaleka.

In a double trench, dug just behind a half-ruined hut in a niche on his haunches, sits in a torn brocaded Barmaley in an old and burnt "multikovskaya" panama. Next to him, to the wall of the trench is lean AKS-74 with a grenade.

He enthusiastically watches the match of the English Premier League on the tablet and simultaneously removes a certain brew from the aluminum mug.

It's hot, stuffy. Hovers, +27, in the steppe every insect x * ynya cracks, and in the distance gulps 120-mm mortars.

To the right of Barmaleya two fighters, having been made for shooting from a parser from PKM-a and the same automatic device as at Barmalej, talk in a low voice to each other.

- In the evening, the bude.

- І sho.

- At the bathhouse, it is unlikely that the future will come.

- Is not a fact.

Barmalej breaks away from his tablet and looks at the back of his fighter for half a minute.

- You hear, Skazheny.

The fighter turns around.

- Did you crawl to the landing yesterday?.

- Well.

- From there stop can be seen.

- Trokhi.

- A dug-out near her.

- You can not see the entrance. Ale shob peresuvatisya on positsії treba bіgati through zupinku.

In the distance, characteristic cotton is heard. And after a couple of seconds you can hear a recognizable whistle and then immediately break a large-caliber ammunition in about 50 meters behind the trenches.

- Bl * d, tank. From a stop. Vividly into the dug-out. Cross watching.

- Can "boot" in the shed at * bati.

- You will have time.

- Not feeding. Zarazhimo.

After half an hour.

The smoking ruins of one of the last huts. Barmaley, Vasya with an unchanging can of thickening and three fighters. With a view of the fatalists, they examine them melancholy.

- Tse Yakas x * ynya. Pinnacle.

- Bl *, Vasya. But it is not clear. 125 mm, standard tank gun.

- Wong oh * ili such chumadani pilati.

- Well, go, ask.

- I, bl * go down. Spilled. Stink potim shche times oh * їють.

- Why.

- Thats a surprise.

Two days later. PCB battalion.

On the armored bed sits Major Vasilich and cleans the machine, laying on the stool in front of him his details.

At the same time, he smokes and turns to the Barmalea, resting on the bedstead, in a washed and faded T-shirt.

- There's an interception on the table.. Lies. Read and oh * her.

Barmalei stretches out his hands, takes from the edge of some kind of stained and seized sheet of standard A-4 paper. And begins to read. He makes round eyes and looks surprised at Vasilich.

- SHO Sho. ? What is the inscription.

- You read, it's better down. there.

- ". Was blown up a car type Kamaz. They fucked. ? They themselves "type Kamazy. We did not undermine any Kamaz. And by the windows of the peaceful inhabitants of them * I did not shoot.

- Particularly impressive is the TV story about Ukrainian saboteurs. And yes, tell Vasya that the word "Manchester" is written through "A" and not through "O", and then it came out "Manchester United", and the last word he wrote separately.

- Ah * ET. So sho, they now all their monthly losses on us write off.

- Do not go to the fortune-teller. And Vasya will get rid of pizdyulin for unauthorized diversion in enemy combat formations.



- But, Vasilich, agree - undermining the warehouse and the inscription at the stop "This is for you for the tank" and "Die separy-s * ki" - cool.

- Well yes. Bl *, boldly and freshly. Cho is there, even creatively. Toko again. Is written "Die" with the letter "C". But not "Z". And yes, still impressed with the inscription with the wish "Suck" from some unidentified fans of "Manchester United".

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