Russia today raised by alarm the troops near Ukraine and transferred the next units to the annexed Crimea.

"The authorities said that the economy of the Crimea is about to invest 290 billion rubles". Kapets, communism is almost there. Do you write to the Komsomol members here?.

I heard how a man broke and gave out: "Yes, what nafig season? In Sochi, the plane costs 7000, and in the Crimea - 15!. All around the military bases. We'll die here ".

Steklovatnik Sandrik from Sudak desperately begs Russians to go to the Crimea. He says that we are cool and safe, because every fifth person is a Chekist: "By the way, my favorite Muscovites and other continental people complain about the June frosts and the cold in the big cities of central Russia. And why do we and why did Krymnyash return to our homeland - to our native harbor and literally? You are not smeared with honey here at all? Look - the sea is there, the beach, it's hot, just a few people are still spacious. Che you still need, spoiled? No, well, let's go abroad and scout the terrorists and all sorts of. Or to the Crimea. Well, we have every fifth, if not a clear employee of comrade major, then stopudovo his cousin, matchmaker or neighbor in the country ".

Koktebel. Krynnashist Gorny with enthusiastic post photo of military equipment of invaders and with regret - photos of empty beaches. The relationship between the photos does not see.

I will add heat to the flame and I will post more photos of the extinct village of Kurortnoye near Koktebel. We are waiting for Goblin's reports on "millions of tourists".

The invaders report that almost half of tourists come to Crimea through the crossing. But the ferry is almost empty and the picture does not change.

Even the southern coast of Crimea in these sunny days is empty. Here, for example, Alushta, Karasan - between Partenit and the Small Lighthouse, Simeiz. Meanwhile, the beaches of Bandera Odessa give the Crimea greetings.

The occupiers admitted a decrease of 0.3% in the number of tourists compared to last year. Considering how much they dorisovyvali in previous years, they can safely take away and take away. So, you see, and before the real 1.5-2 million will reach, but not 6 million, as previously drafted. Meanwhile, in Feodosia tourists are not expected, so dug up the whole embankment for laying sewer pipes. Now, to pass along the famous Botkin path in Yalta, you must humbly pay 200 Reichs. With soulless banders it was free of charge.

10. Alushta. Tourists are asked to go with their pitchfork: "The Crimea was encumbered with a tribute and made inaccessible to tourists!" 53 objects of attractions, including Tarhankut, became paid or completely inaccessible! (Only for the elite). In my opinion, it's time to take a fork (joke)! ".

eleven. Sevastopol. At Chersonese, which was taken to the hands of the FSB ROC's priests, - a framework, inspection, bathing at a security permit. Vata habitually tolerates and does not dare to shout. Already become trained.

12. By the name of the Law of Ukraine: "BosporTelekom! It works from Ukraine! Yandex, Odnoklassniki and VK are blocked. This is Kerch! ". I will add that some quilted jackets that use the same provider have written that they work, while others have confirmed the lock.

13. The plan of Raisi for extrusion from the island of local acts: "Some people just now realize that instead of them ... they used. And they are no longer needed. All. Of course, VIPs are annoying. Here people with plans have arrived, the calculation of profit has been let down, and the land has not yet been cleared. Although, as far as I know, half of Sevastopol is registered in Krasnodar. But this is so, by the way, because it does not affect the right of ownership, even in Uganda. Someone here wrote that they can compensate for the minimum commercial value. So I agree: they compensate me for everything by a minimum in bulk, and I'll leave. I do not want to watch this circus, especially in it. And it is necessary ".

14. Traitors complain that their data are becoming known in the mainland Ukraine, after which they can not go there, for example, to obtain a Ukrainian passport. In retaliation, they offer all "suspicious" in the Crimea to hand over to the FSB.

15. Sevastopol traitors, discussing the repair of roads by the invaders, write that "such a mess in Ukraine was not".

16. In Sevastopol yesterday, the biggest ice cream of the hvederal value was glued - 200 kg. But for some reason it very much resembles a Yakut masterpiece from shit. By the way, a monument to the scuttled ships. Bonded.

17th. Google good fellows! Everywhere in Crimea, from any provider, I only get a Ukrainian advertisement, although I especially on Ukrainian sites and do not get along.

18. The invaders start building the Patriot Park in Sevastopol in the territory of the memorial complex. The 30th coastal battery. There will be children from zombies to sculpt.

19. In Yalta, the festival "Great Russian word". The discovery was accompanied by assholes who ran around in a vest on the stage with weapons. The hall was attended by delegations from terrorist organizations "l / dnr".

20. Poklonskaya admitted that she had invented her husband, which she had previously stated, t. Lived not on the bosoms, and the king in vain mirched in Simferopol: "Indeed, I said earlier in the press that I have a wonderful family: there is a husband, a child. And when I said that, I had a relationship with a man with whom we intended to formalize them. But, unfortunately, it so happened that we parted ". That's what happens when you love less than the idols.

21. The invaders congratulated the inhabitants of the seized Sevastopol "with the day of russia" with inverted flags throughout the city, which are depicted on billboards. In addition, some billboards depict a map of Russia without the Crimea. The cotton wool is burning furiously. Looking for "provocateurs".

22. In Simferopol, unknown people painted Trident and the flag of Ukraine.

On all the beaches of the Crimea are cracking clips. It's time to put a monument to the holiday season. And the time is right, t. Almost no one believes in it ... The military base is formed, the Chekists are packed. It remains a matter of little - to finally survive from the Crimea all living here before the Russian occupation, so as not to interfere with their memories and comparisons, as it was "in Ukraine".

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