These lines are written in the morning, but you can imagine that now is the evening, you scroll through the news, see what they wrote in your Twitter or Facebook and suddenly - insistent call at the door. You open it and you see a body on the threshold that you once saw, but you can not remember: when and where. And this body suddenly winds up about this speech:.

- You know, I go to work every night and as I live in the neighboring parade, I see your windows. I'm very upset about the color of your curtains. Green is completely unacceptable. And then, this strange pattern - just annoying. Every time I see it, I get depressed and it's very hard for me to get rid of the thought that you did it on purpose to tease me.

While you are surprised with your mouth like a fish, the body looks clearly at your shoulder and continues.

- I see that you managed to paint the walls in the same color. They, though not green, but salad - a shade of green and this once again confirms me in the thought that you are deliberately doing this to tease me. And watching these things every day, I just destroy my psyche. And then, what is the sound of your door bell? His sound does not lead to a psychological breakdown at all.

And then you already come to your senses and see that behind his back he hides a pipe or a bat.

Surely, such a plot may well arouse doubts that the author brutally abused alcohol, while reading something in the style of Franz Kafka. But this is only an analogy, although quite accurate. The renaming of the Kiev prospectus Vatutin in Shukhevych Avenue led a neighbor, whom we had long wanted to see "in a coffin and white sneakers" from ourselves and suddenly became so excited that we again came to us not with advice but with demands. They are indignant at once two things. The first is the withdrawal of Vatutin from the turnover and the second is the new name of the prospectus.

This is because when the neighbor first made a remark about the green curtains, we did not let him down the stairs, and his bat was not stuck in the place where it belonged to her. But it's better to do it later than never. We believe that every such campaign from the Russian Federation should not remain unanswered. And, the style of "the fool" here does not fit. It is necessary to do so, that neighbors have severely regretted that in general have opened the mitten.

At this stage, we can not yet rename their Prospect Mira or Rublevskoe highway in Shukhevych avenue or Bandera highway, it will be a little later, as well as renaming the Red Square in Independence Square of Ukraine, but so far we can confine ourselves to other, no less adequate and harsh answers.

For example, the embassy of the Russian Federation is already suffering with impunity on Vozduhoflotsky Avenue. Yes, now it has turned into a kind of a prison cell with bars and "bayans" on the windows, but they are used to it, they hardly emerged from the zone and believe that this kind of embassy is the norm. Nevertheless, the letterhead of the embassy, ??specifying the address: Prospect Isa Munaev or Johar Dudayev, could well have become a symmetrical answer to any statements because of the "Parebryka". Moreover, we have not yet closed consulates of the Russian Federation, for example, in Odessa or Kharkov. There, too, you can create conditions for changing the appearance of their letterheads. And they should know that it will be so every time and we have enough imagination so that the bile from them drips from all natural openings.

We do not interfere with assigning the names of our ATO heroes to international airports? Or here still there is such offer. De-occupation of Lugandon and Crimea is inevitable. Yes, we will have to show the place to "vacationers" once, and then they will all go to the exit. However, right now we have to make decisions that set the future shape for these territories.

For example, right now it is necessary to approve lists of objects subject to unconditional demolition, both within the framework of decommunization, and within de-occupation. Neighbors should clearly know what rubbish will be uncleaned and for how long (no more than a month from the day of liberation, by the military sappers).

Moreover, it is necessary to make changes in the administrative structure of these territories. For example, the capital of the Donetsk region should be approved Kramatorsk or Mariupol. The latter is more preferable, because the city by the sea. There also build a new international airport, and Donetsk - leave it as it is - in the form of a memorial and a reminder of the "Russian world". The Lugansk region is to be abolished as such, and its parts to be transferred - not occupied - to the Kharkov region, but occupied by Donetsk or already Mariupol.

With the Crimea should do the same way. First, it is necessary to restore historical justice and transfer the capital to Bakhchisaray, with all the ensuing consequences, and the international airport should also be renamed into Bakhchisaray. As for Sevastopol, it should be transferred to the territorial jurisdiction of the Saki district, with the abolition of any unusual status. His address should look like this: Crimea region. Saksky district, g. Sevastopol.

Everything should be approached creatively, and the correctness of the decisions made will be confirmed by the explosion of the brains left by the public from Zhirinovsky to Khodarkovsky. In addition, proposals should already be made to rename areas, cities, streets and squares in the Russian Federation. Soon it will be needed, and one should be prepared for this in all weapons.

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