On "zero": if you caught the frequency of "orcs"

11 May 2017, 01:44 | The Company
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Working moments - 18 # Workers MOMATI (Author - not me!) U - callsign Ear, sep.

K - a quartered voice at the frequency of separars, giving the order to Wuhu.

NU - insolent "dill" from the APU.

Summer, one of the GPUs of the APU, something about midnight.

In the dugout, several people are sitting and playing with the radio station, trying to catch the frequency of "orcs". After almost an hour, the fuss and sniffing in the dynamo is heard.

TO:.

- Ear, for communication, b * I. Is he getting drunk again? ? ? Ear, for communication.

Y:.

- Here the Ear, what do you need? ? ?.

- How is the situation? ? ?.

"What's the fucking thing about the situation, if you do not see anything here?" ? ? I smoke, "dill" too.

- So, now you will be approached, you will have to look "dill" closer.

- And at x * I? ? ? I'm good here, too..

- Ear, b * I, this is an order, enough to scrape the fuck out there, again, "dill" drg proesh.

- Come on you x * d, you need - you look, I will not go anywhere.

WELL:.

- Ear, you did not hear the order, finally can you eat your ears? ? ?.

TO:.

"This, b * I, who said that?" ? ?.

Y:.

- Sho for the nah? ? ?.

TO:.

- Who climbed the frequency? ? ? Bashkir, are you drugging? ? ? Fuck off to hell, do not gleam.

Y:.

- Me, b * I, with whom to talk? ? ?.

TO:.

- Ear, listen here: in half an hour to you on a point ours from 2 bat will approach, how has understood? ? ?.

- B * I, what again to me? ? ? And the "dill" and then midnight will take me from the "coarse" to cover? ? ? Yes, well, I'm so lucky, let, to Bashkir piz * cosiness.

WELL:.

- Ear, b * I, orders must be executed, but do not go out.

TO:.

- Bashkir, your mother, piled up your mouth. Or I'll give it to you tomorrow personally,.

WELL:.

- You're such a rechtovshchik, yeah, I'm already scared straight.

Y:.

- So let your Bashkir people starve, I need to sleep.

TO:.

- Ear, shut up! I said that they're coming to you, so they're coming to you.. You have a good beam there, you'll walk through it, understand? ? ?.

- That there a couple of days ago, the minced dumpers scooped, as if they were pumping all sorts of * x * yni.

TO:.

- There will be a miner with you, he will understand.

WELL:.

- Yeah, as a week ago figured out: quickly and for spare parts.

TO:.

- Well, everything, Bashkir, you zeyal * me, piz * ets to you in the morning, I will send on x * y on "promko".

WELL:.

- Pease, scared. See that the sending does not break.

TO:.

- Bashkir, b * I, tomorrow you're going to get a pizza * to get washed, do you understand me? ? ?.

WELL:.

- On such an offer, my young friend, I'll answer you this way:

you, uncle, piz * escape to your den, that huchitshe, I am a "dashka" in the * well * in the * alnik, I'll call them, They are such as you піз * юлєй pozakladaєm, sch mordor all zdrignєє. Zrozumіv chi pereklasti? ?.

TO:.

- Ear, urgently go to the third channel, "dill" frequency was opened.

Further in the dynamics there was a hissing of radio interference and a loud "gy-gy-gy" from the GPU of the APU.

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