"Putin has died. He was killed by a girl "

01 May 2017, 22:11 | The Company
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One girl moved with her parents to a new apartment. We all went to bed: my father and mother in the bedroom, and the girl is also in the bedroom. Exactly at twelve o'clock in the morning the girl woke up from some kind of noise. Looks, and on the wall, on the wallpaper - a lilac spot appeared in the form of Putin. The girl took a carnation and traced a spot on her left side. The stain scared and crashed into an electrical outlet. Parents ran to the girl and asked:.

"What's the matter, girl?" !!.

But she did not say anything, but went to bed herself. The next morning show on the TV the government, and there Putin without one eye.

On another night again at twelve o'clock the girl looks at the wall, and there again - a lilac stain. The girl took a carnation and rummaged it on the right side. Again the spot screamed and crawled away behind the wallpaper. The next morning on TV, Putin is shown, and he is completely blind. Someone put out his second eye at night. FSO and the FSB got off their feet, they are looking for who deprived the president of the view. And he does not speak, he is afraid that he is not accused of pedophilia. It was the third night.

And the girl is already prepared. She took a hammer in the evening, lies in bed and thinks: "How nice it is when a cold hammer between the knees is shoved". And as soon as the stain crawled out of the socket - hurting it in the face with a hammer. It scared terribly and it did not crawl anywhere anymore. In the morning the government is shown on TV, and there is no Putin there already.

Parents got scared of the stain and called the police. She came, measured everything and arrested the girl. Then they say on TV: "Putin died, he was killed by a girl with a hammer. Tomorrow she will be shot ". Many people were happy that the oppositionist would be shot. But the girl is not to blame, she just did not want all sorts of spots to climb over the apartment.



Therefore, now filed an application for a rally against the shooting of a girl. Everyone is waiting, if it is agreed, then people will go to the rally, if they do not agree, they will not go, but will go to the dacha. Support the girl, go to the meeting.

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