News of the Crimean. Україна - цеввпа

01 May 2017, 10:56 | The Company
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The new dam on the North-Crimean canal finally (before deoccupation) blocked the water in the annexed Crimea. A stationary concrete dam was built on the border of the mainland Ukraine with the peninsula. The saved water from the Kakhovka water reservoir will irrigate the lands of the south of the Kherson region. Earlier, water in the Crimea was blocked by temporary rowing from the sand. The invaders said that in this way Ukraine "continues aggressive actions" 2. "There were no such May" - workers of Yalta tourism industry complain that in tourism they plowed for 10-15 years. I'm a little smaller trophy, but I confirm: it's a desert. Such desolate and disastrous May was not in the history of "Ukrainian devastation". Yalta is empty. That's just empty. "Intourist" moves a little. In "Mriye" seen some live people. A bit in sanatoria such as "Russia" and "Pine Grove". Bus station is empty. Embankment is empty. And when I paint them with juicy colors the perspectives of the "tomorrow's bottom", tremble, frighten and immediately: "Well, nothing, they will build a BRIDGE". What is happening in business is described more simply by a simple word - ARMAGEDDON. Rusnya is squeezing all the more or less profitable. Clever dumped in 2015. And how do warriors, bombs and other "transport infrastructure" howl - mmmmm. All this sway, which skated in March 2014 with aquafresh on the torpedo, now groans. But, again: "They will build a bridge". I tell them: "And what's next? They will drive their cars. Will you need them? ". After that their faces turn loose. But the situation is best illustrated by a sea port - emptiness, melancholy and floating crane in nostalgic yellow-blue colors.

Simferopol. In "Auchan" something happens. The shelves are almost empty, there are trolleys with tare. Colorado and military clothing for children removed. Association with 2015, when the mainland Ukraine stopped the goods to supply. Two options: 1) Fur stopped to deliver goods; 2) Taking into account the fact that the Prosecutor's Office of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea began to be interested in the activity of "Auchan" in the Crimea, it is possible that they will be sold and the sign will be changed. There are practically no people in the boutiques of the shopping center. Lonely sellers rush at everyone passing by. There is no one in the cafe. It is empty from the word "absolutely". But I saw flocks of gypsies. For 10-15 individuals massively move around and make a lot of noise. One flock sat down at tables in a cafe and began to take out sushi with food. The tourist went. We tried to find the Crimean butter - it is not there, not at all - neither the Djankoy, nor the Alushta. Solid Krasnodar, Rostov ... Chickens and meat are also all from Russia. Hi Crimean Industry.

Sevastopol. Today in the market, sellers told us what kind of good trade in May was. Once again, go to the "referendum", the sufferers.

Feodosia plunges into a shit: "People, what's with our city? Soon parades, mass festivities, and look terrible on the embankment! NEVER the city was in such a deplorable state!" The embankment was dug up, everywhere heaps of garbage! Endless stalls, spontaneous trade! Like the first city beach? The area of ??the Water World - solid "Shanghai"! Sailor, Sailor, still some crazy construction on the sidewalk! Where with children to walk? Where are we going? Please, anonymously "6. Evpatoria and the fourth non-season: "As the opening of the season? I personally did not like it, because this year somehow did not prepare. Shops on Frunze have not been painted, fountains on Frunze have not been launched, flowers have not been planted this year, they promised a bench of 20 meters - they did not deliver. Fountain musical with dirty water and half does not work. Lenin Park was not completed, the embankment - too. Or the opening of the season is to simply dance on the stage collectives? Anonymously "7. Evpatoria. If before it was fashionable to walk with the portrait of Nicholas II, now the cotton wool was worn with the portrait of Catherine at the opening of the non-season. On the demonic parade was noticed and "Liman", sunk by sheep.

Vata in Sevastopol is in shock and seethed because of the new occupational town planning plan: "Oatmeal will not be taken brashly with earth, he has elections". Naive. Download master plan. I walk, show and praise him before the cotton wool, whose plots go under demolition. Let me remind you that the occupiers are taking away from the Sevastopol 3000 (!!!) Land. And traitors remind 10 guarantees for the Crimea from the occupants - especially point 1 about "no one will lose anything" and point 8 about "untouchable private property". All other items are also posh.

On May 1, the workers of the Feodosia kindergartens will voluntarily compulsorily depict universal triumph. You can not refuse! People say that "the scoop came back". Well at least without children! (Note. Let me remind you that this is the case throughout the Crimea in all budget organizations, as reported earlier by 10. In Sevastopol, the house of a communist vatnitsa was painted with a swastika. Vatnitsa accuses "Russian Nazis" and calls tomorrow to go out on the "May Day" with the slogans "communism or death" 11. In Kerch began selling torches. In the evening of May 8, a traditional torchlight procession will take place in the city. At the cotton wool from the torchlight processions are burning with farts, but only when the marches are held on the mainland of Ukraine 12. Sevastopol. I saw an alcoholic - a buxom in a snot, with a fungicide alcoholic. The alcoholic was wearing a T-shirt with Stalin, a sickle and a hammer. Electorate.

13. From Crimea to Moscow, a frantic motor rally, consisting of several cars, mostly Western-made, in Colorado stickers and with the inscription "Terrorism Will Not Work". In the rally involved children in military uniforms. Stop the Earth, I'll go.. And another question: where and with whom Didi fought, if their grandson considers French "Citroen" to be "captured"?.

14. When the Rashists write to me that I "have skipped my Crimea," I understand that they do not consider stealing and lying as something shameful.

15. Muscovites move voluntarily! Can not lie to them their TV, claiming this, as well as the fact that "the Crimeans themselves wanted" to be occupied.

16. I hear curses in the market: "- I went nah * y, Rashist fuck *! - Is this where?" "Nah * th through Kerch!"! ".

17th. How does the soul yearn for the anguish, do not want to communicate with people at all. Lord, let me stand this lesson too.. I told a strange woman about the painful. She hugged and cried together..

Kerch. Market. Countertop with T-shirts.

T-shirts inscriptions in English and German. In a joke I say: "Yes you have here a European product". The seller answers in the affirmative: "Yes, England is Europe! Germany is Europe!". I continue the series: "Ukraine is Europe". She with a pleasant smile: "So! Ukraine - tsevropa". Contact is established))) Editorial site is not responsible for the content of blogs. The editorial opinion may differ from the author's.

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