It has already become a good tradition that Russian top officials, and even more so experts, routinely make comments about what, in a good way, should be hidden. Recently, Dima Medvedev said that sanctions are still a bad thing, and that, contrary to his expectations and expectations of his boss, they did not lead to an increase in domestic production. And Putin, in fact, blamed sedition on the fact that the reserve of import substitution is not unlimited. What he really wanted to say is difficult to imagine, but immediately comes to mind the Indian parable of blind sages who by touch described the elephant. Surely, everyone remembers it and we will not bring it completely, but every sage carried nonsense, someone thought that he was feeling the tree, some fan and so on. So, Putin, speaking about the limits of import substitution, surely felt the very loins of the elephant, under the very tail. It was in this tone that he said that everyone understood what he had in mind.

But after the attack by the Syrian airbase by the American Tomahawks, famed Russian experts were awakened from the coma, known for their bold comments since the downtrodden MN-17. This time they explained why the Russian, unparalleled S-400 air defense complex, did not shoot down a single missile, even for laughter. One of them said that Euclid's fault is all about geometry and its consequence is the curvature of the earth. According to the expert, it was this reason that made the American Tomahawks unattainable for outstripping all the S-400s.

It is unfortunate that among the developers of this magnificent complex, this expert did not enter. He would surely whisper in his ear Ashurbeyli (general director "Atvmaz-Antey"): - Igorek, Earth is a curve, what are you doing with such rockets, which is the straightening of the Earth necessary? But already as is. Everything was written off on the features of the Tomahawks, their low flight and the curvature of the earth. About the aircraft Tsakhal, which according to the schedule ironing military facilities in Syria, the expert did not spread, and therefore - the curvature of the earth became the main factor of the failed operation of the expensive S-400.

But at the same time a whole series of questions arise related to the theory of experts. The fact is that for several years to a number, Russians were proud of the whole TV in that the sky over Moscow is reliably covered by these very complexes S-400. If you leave on the conscience of experts statements about the unbearable abilities of locators and missiles that knock down almost everything and pay attention to another question about the curvature of the Earth, then everything becomes less obvious. Who can say for certain whether the Earth is twisted in Moscow and, if so, so much so as not to see the tomahawk or not?.

There is a suspicion that not only the Earth has curved in the Moscow area, but also what is on its surface, down to the hands of experts and even Putin himself. Moreover, Putin himself gained such weight in the money supply that he himself is bending the Earth. For example, the Tu-154 with the ensemble of military balalaika, which collapsed near Sochi, confirms this version. In fact, at first they talked about the terrorist act and even called from IGIL and asked to write down that this is their work.

Then the experts said that the whole thing was in the flaps, about which someone was telling something from the "black box", and now they say that the plane was overloaded with 10 tons of spare balalaikas and kokoshniks. In fact, the plane was prevented by the curvature of the earth and what the graduated aviation engineer who graduated from the MAI noticed three years ago - Mikhail Zadornov. Perhaps this plane was heavier than air, plus - Earth curve.

But something suggests that the curvature of the earth is somehow directly transmitted to the Russians and affects their brain and hands. So, today in the area of ??the Turkish Bosphorus Strait the ship-spy of the Russian Navy "Uporoty" was moving, equipped not just with ordinary radar, like all other ships, but with a whole bunch of special equipment that tracks everything on water and under water for many Dozens of miles around. But the peaceful voyage of "Uporoty" was overshadowed by the fact that at the same time and in the same place the fifth-generation ship, equipped with stealth technology - "Dzhamshut-7". Although he was under the flag of Togo or the shore of the Elephant Trunk, but everyone understands that in fact it was an experimental ship from the secret Pentagon program.

The fact is that in addition to the technology of invisibility, he used a new development of a biocomputer that controlled the movement. On board was a herd of sheep, united in a single neural network "Ashot" and performing not only the function of an autopilot, but also the recognition of the goals of "one's own", the capture and tracking of the goal. In all probability, the system got out of control, recognizing a real threat in Uporot, and transferred Jamshut-7 into combat mode.

Since there were no weapons on board yet, the ship went to the battering ram and caused a Russian vessel a hole below the waterline. When the "Uporoty" began to sink, the sheep trampled at least 15 sailors with hoofs, and some - killed with horns. As a result, "Uporoty", took underwater position and began to study the negotiations of crabs, having lost 200 of 15 crew members. "Dzhamshut-7", without leaving the invisibility regime, went on. All sheep on board the "Jamshut" are intact, no losses.

The initial analysis of the battle already presupposes a logical explanation of the incident and the reasons for the sinking of the "Uporot" - the curvature of the Earth spread to the sea and it also twisted, and the official outcome of the incident - "she drowned". So the curve Earth, for Russians - the main cause of trouble. The curves of the road, the curved news, the crooked hands and brains are all from the curve of the Earth.

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