Two rock in vyaznitsі for ... chocolate

24 April 2017, 22:45 | Policy
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Do not you criticize? I did not bother myself. Якби нині не прочитав історію од чоловіка. Viyavlyaetsya, Pechersky District Court of Kiyova sued batik chotirih ditye up to 2 rockiv 4 months pozbavlennya volі for kradizhku 20 chocolates.

Бідолаха навіть did not catch ті ласощі винести на вулицю. Tobto, yakshchoo buti exact, viniv zashiv Lisha zamah on kradizhku. Ajer, for the Ukrainian laws kriddіzha є completed, yakshso person mae mozhilіst vіlno rozporyaditisya vkradenim lane. Tobto, tse cholovik mav bi prinaimny z'esti "pribobovane" chi podaruvati dityam. Well, for whom is the "evil man" important?.

Ale takі "drіbnі" details, yak mi bachimo, our rіdnyh sudііv absolutely not tіkavlyat. At the center of the world, all the truth about the reform of the Ukrainian justice system. Yak in us teper can and і безкомпромісна Феміда! I'm ready, so bi-Motovit, rishucha vdariti law on destructive elements! Vkrav chocolate? Bgom for graty!.

And what about the fine chi of gromadsky roboty? - having fed bi-gromadyan normal legal power. A fine is fine! - Ukrainian Judge. In our law, the current is strictly enforced - for the crime, the yaqa is transferred 160 UAH and 1 kopiyku, the criminality is impaired. A chocolate bar on 238 USD ... Scary right.

Yakshcho we have such a zero tolerance to creep, then May pittany - chomu quiet, who zvinuvachyut at rozkradannі stilnyh mіlyardіv niht not the same, scho u turmi - na lavі pіdsudnyh nikoly not bachiv? Simply stinking stole a million pennies, ale bouillas are safe to keep, not to bring chocolate in.

We have now - so you can spoil your svivgromadyan through mutnі scheme, through komunalku, through tariffs. Alle yakshcho vkrav zukerku for ditini - then nachuyvaysya! Kari is not unikesh! Навіть виробництво that sales of narcotics in small rozmіrіs are punishable by a fine, huge robots chi.

Підтвердження цьому - чергова "рехформа", запропонована уряддом. Zokrema, our lawmakers, registered in the parliament the bill No. 6401, in which I propose to admit admnistrativny arrest for illegally vygonovlennya, kupivlyu, zberigannya chi, transporting narcotic psychotropic ritovin in small quantities.

To come out, selling someone else's drug - pay a penny and walk. Vkrav his chocolates - gnius two and a half rock at Turkmens.

Absurd? So, ale teper - tse absurd in the law.

This is our law of the day when the success of reforms. Mozhe, vidrazu perejnati dossvіd seredn'novogo Skhodu? Vkrav chocolate - vidrabati hand. Вкрав дві - розстріл. And then neobarom our turmi perepovnyayutsya such an axis nebezpechnymi craps - the world for all is clearly not vystachit.

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