Salo was declared a convertible currency

08 September 2017, 23:17 | Economy
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Just as the frogs' feet are associated with the French, pasta with Italians, rice with the Chinese, so lard is associated with Ukrainians all over the world, believe in the Nezalezhnaya and offer to make it a settlement currency, equating to the price of gold. On the website of the official representation of the President of Ukraine, a corresponding petition appeared. Just as the frog legs are associated with the French, pasta with Italians, rice with the Chinese, so lard is associated worldwide with Ukrainians, believe in the Nezalezhnaya and offer to make it a settlement currency, equating to the price of gold. A corresponding petition appeared on the official website of the President of Ukraine, the author of which is Artem Baginsky. Photo: GLOBAL LOOK press / Nikolay Gyngazov The document says that if this happens, then "the country's economy will instantly fly up" - its growth will be ensured by the flourishing farms producing fat.

As the petition states, "no more exchanges of currencies. Salom can be paid all over the world. Imagine if the cost of fat is equal to the value of gold, then for 10 kilograms of fat you can organize huge investments around the world and Ukrainians will become rich and most enterprising ".

Literally for 2-3 kilograms of fat, Artem Baginsky believes, citizens of Nezalezhnaya will be able to purchase any real estate anywhere in the world. Throughout the planet, they will introduce refrigeration larder banks to introduce its non-cash turnover and not carry around with them, and they will take the whole world financial system.

"The colossal wealth of Ukrainians runs under their feet and grunts," notes the author of the petition.



But judging by the fact that for the last time, as the State Tax Service of the Independent informed, the export of this product declined by 98%, the national Ukrainian product is highly valued by far not all.

Soon, then it's time to move on to calculations in snails - they are revered in France, and their exports from Ukraine are growing - its volume from January to September 2016 was seven times higher than the corresponding figures for fat, and in Russia there are plenty of them.




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