Футбольні мундіалі: від великого до смішного. Part VIII. The dog, a joky vryatuvav cup svіtu

17 May 2018, 12:29 | Football 
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Materiial about short, ala jaikrave living of the naked dog in the world of mundialia.

In the beginning of 1966 the gold of Nika came to Anglia. Її на церебукування привіз віце-president of the Brazilian Confederation soccer Сільвіо Пашеку. Handing the head trophy to St. Petersburg football soccer president Joe Mirsu, a Latin American saying: "Potikmayte Nyku in himself pivroku, and potim mii in you will be taken to himself volynichno. Do not ruin things ». Yak showing the hour, the brazilian nave, the English,. 19 birch in 1966 in Central Hall Westminster the great philatelic visage is great, the headpiece of the anchor has become Nica. Organizatori tsyogo zahhu logically pripustili, scho goddess corystovatimetsya bolshoyu populistinistyu in anglіysskih cholovіkіv, nіzh brands. Spotchatku Mirs not pogodzhuvavsya viddati goblet svitu on vistavku, ale pislya misyachnoi oblogov kapituluvav, pererivshi arguments organizatsator: "Do not turbo. The burial of the moment is not descending from this eye ". Мірс дуже strongly пошкодує про це своє рішення. Vano koshtuvatime yomu is not deprived of a few sleepless nights, but thirteen rock lives.

Spotchatka podіїbivalis so, як і запевняли оргаізатори виставки. 5 поліцейських чергували біля трофею. Once, on the day of the day, on weekdays, the chief of the service, the bouvie vihyidny, chim mitt'evo skoristalisya pidlleglі. The stinkers often came in: take tea, consult natural consumers simply walk around. A potim henos z hurontsiv naponnuvav: "Yaky zmist us here stovbichiti. Сьогодні виставка й так не працює. Who is responsible for the statue? Let's just shodogodney budomo robiti obhіd ». On taku propositiyu it is inconceivable boulo do not wait. Vzhe pislya another bypass about 12 godinets zharonets in jar vyaviv, scho Nika disappeared. Z'yasovalo, but the statue of a statue still komus potrybna. I got a phone call in half. If the bobby squeezed the head of the hunting firmi, the yak bula was blown off for the care of Niki, the one imbued with the regime of the dumbbell: "Alas, it did not come to nichogo pagan, її just vkrili. I do not forget that all people are here, and then we have power to be pardoned ".

President of FIFA anglієt С Stanley Rose, having sprouted a horse. Він відправв secretary of the Football Association of Aglії Denis Fallows in the George Byrd's юверірну фірму and that asking yogo vigotoviti to exact the copy of gold Ніки. For the sake of zamovlennya Mali nobles are deprived of people: Rose, Fallouz and Juvelir. Prote football officials underestimated English journals. Already the day of smell all the vinyuhali. "Yaka Hanba. Cup svіtu stole just us n-pіd nose. Tsya shokuyucha podіya put the brudna beach yak on reputatsii nashoi kotorolnoy asotsitsiії, so і tsilo kraїni! ", - did not shake the press press. Brazilian теж inserted its 5 kopiyok: "We did not have the ability to take such inconvenience. Our mischievous nastilki love football, sho fouls did not infringe on such a sacrilege, "- declaring Ebrein Tebet, the Brazilian sports functionary. Brush bine trimav yazika for teeth. Whenever Nikki became the secret of Polihinel, Rose zrozumiv, scho yogo mozhe vryatuvati lishe poverennya statuettes. Він ще синіше натиснув на Мірса. Joe the lady, not on kolinah, was able to ask for politseyskih vityaguty yogi z halepi. Head inspector Paterson namagavsya zaspokoiti boss FA: "You can not turbuvatsya. We have nikraschі in svіtі поліцейські. Wie hiba did not read Conan Doyle? "So Tchi words did not cope with the hostility on Mirsa, the one who wrote:" It's a pity Sherlock Holmes means you a lot, and Lestradev hoch gat gati ".

Англійська громадськість набагато більше vірила force of the gros, ніж місцевої поліції. To that the Gillette company lent 500 pounds of people, yak turned the cup of svitu, and the insurance company Garding viljavilas bilsh generously she pinched the wine to 3 000. His contribution to the world news of the year is the Walter Max, the London osteopath, which is more so than the top of the table, and the top-gravity is seen to the National Foundation's pile of 150 hectares. It did not happen without the famous comrade ta for the sum of money for Fulgem Tommy Traider, who said that he was checking in his own residence, a small club "Latin Quarter", schalley, who brought a cup of svit. Комік оцінив Ніку в 1000 фунтів. Protechaschavchikiv so did not know. Mozhlivo, їх lacquered motorola fame residence Tommі. In the "Latin Quarter" the publication was published, the yak is small with problems due to the law.

In ponadilok 21 birch Mirsu was telephoned. Neznoyomiya introduced herself to Jackson and stated: "Nevdovzі ti otrimaesh іnstruktіії, kotrih is guilty of overtaking, yakshcho want to turn the cup svitu". After a long time, the head of the FA dismissed the possessions, in which the drunken fragments of gold were written, and that note of the approaching zmistu: "I want 15,000 pounds for a cup. Tee is guilty of transferring 25 birch trees. And the day you will have a cup in you. Yakshchoo tei zboden, then rozmisti in "Evening News" taka naked: "I'm ready vladnati to the right, Joe. Do not Think Calling in Policies. Todi ti cup more than nikoli not pobachish "». Мірс, звичайно ж, не зміг відмовисьсь від пропозиції newly-appeared Corleone. Schopravda, the head English soccer official in a telephone call. For kolka godin bobbi came up with a combination, yaka small dopomogti vyvoliti Niku z nevolі. Однак серце підвело Мірса, й у day зустрічі він був прикутий до ліж. Іdalno planovanyh plan rizikuvav rozvalishsya, moov kartyarskiy budinochok. Already raptom to Mirsa zatelefonuvav Jackson, shcheob peretipiti chi all zalishaetsya v sily. The rumor went to the detachment of the functionary that she had written, but that, for pity, it was not possible to come to Zustric, it was not a problem, it was a problem in the past,. Zlomisnik, trishki thought, waiting. «Pomichnik» Мірса виявся інспектор Лен Баггі. Spotchatka operatsiiya z sdelati gotivki yshla zgіdno z planu. Jackson does not remember, scho u valizitsi spravzhnimi є less 500 pounds, and sieve groschen - newspaper popir. Protex scribbles all are not zgodyv yogo, і kolic vin pobachiv nepolilik vіd yourself van, then logically, letting, there are just politseyskih. Zlochinets, after trying out nakivati ??p'yatami, yogi prostitutes.

"Jackson" vyavivsya Edvard Bechlі, a kind of his own time vzhe was described in the paws politsii, ali todi yomu vdalosya viditsya dry zhudov. Buggy rubbed his hands and vzhe bachiv svoє іm'ya on the first pages of newspapers. І vіn not pomilivsya. However, the glory of yogo zovsim did not sweat. Bechly declaring that it is not uncountable before the cup's steal. "Neznayomets pіdіyshov before me throttling to act as a mediator in the cій справі. For the assistance in the off-budget payments, in the amount of 500 pound. A cup I did not bachiv in ochi, hiba in the newspapers. Yak vyglyadav tse neznoyomets? I do not remember, I can tell those who are wo wen mav prizvisko Polyak ". Anglіyska polіtsіya opіnіsya біля розбитого корити. A shark feather shmatuvali Baggi ya yogo kolg. Hour yshov, and місцезнаходження Ніки it was covered невідомим. 27 Bregnya Buggi, after trying to go in with his own remaining trump card: "Bechli, I know, I have in you a kohana. Якщо ти поділишся зі мною інформацією about the goblet, then I will allow the ith an hour to watch you in the chamber. Before the speech, you will be in your tete-a-tete ". Zlotchinets vidpovіv, scho yomu potrіbno podumati up to tomorrow ... Ввечері 27 березня байенщик Девід Корбетт хотів зателефонувати своєму другові. Oskilki in his new house did not bust Alexandru Bell's wines, then he happened to wake up from the apartment, that letter to the nearest kiosk. In order, then, to eat podnibne with a corsna, Corbett at the same time hastening with himself 4-rіchnogo besoborodka Pikklza. Qiu dogko vin his hour otrimav vіd brother John. John did not want to get separated from the zucenes, or the squadron stood on its own: "Tsya bisova tvarina vzhegrisla us all the furniture. Vibirae: I am a dog ». Pідходичи до кооску, Корбетт на мить відволікся. Цих кількох секунд Пікклзу виявилось достатньо, щоб гайнути в найближчі кущі. If the Devil пішов for the dog, then побачив, що that обнюхує якийсь пакунок. "Spotted I'm not pawing at the fence. In that hour, the IRA did not give us a good rest, I thought, as I thought, in my pocket, a song, a bomb. Alya tsykavist was a brother to the mountain, that I and took yogo in my hands. However, I overloaded the znovu, I lent the yogo on the map. Кілька разів я піднімав та клав невідомий пакунок. Врешті-рет цікавість overtook. If I open the yogi, then pobachiv vseredinі zhinku, yak trimala cup over his head. Spotchatka I did not look at the glazed eyes, if I read the inscriptions: Nimechchina, Uruguay, Brazil, the sums did not burn. I pobyg dodomu, mow oshpareny, ta th threshold rushed to the team of Gin: "I znayishov goblet svytu! I know the goblet of svit! ". Shchopravda, won not me, I'm not the same, I did not like sports, but I did not like yoga. Jean Lishhe twisted her finger біля скроні. Щоправда, поцікавила за скільки можно продати цю статуетку, вона ж золота. I vizvirivsya at the squad, declaring, scho cup svitu beztsinnny that I wake viletiv in nayblyzhchy politseyky viddilok ".

Bobbi bravely fled rospіd Corbett ta delivered yogi to Scotland Yard. Yak tse often traplyyaetsya, Devid becoming pidozryvanim number 1. "Mene led to the greatness of the motor-house kimnatu, de in poti chola pratsyvali 12 politseyskih. I chuv, yak ім approached "достовірна інформація" about the cup of the svyatu: "If I'm on the metro Pіvnіchnoyu lіnієyu, then bachiv Nіku під сидінням number 7", "I'm pouring the goblet of svitu in the browning chamber in the chamber of the Charing Cross railway station". I'm hearing all the time, that lady was streaming, so do not loose my mind. Prote, if politseysky switched to me, it was not until smihu ". Corbett was docked until half a third night. At the first glance in the Devil, the boule is better than alibi, that half-hour is known as the hour, the yogo of the yogo perevirity. Bobbi vidpustipili pidozryuvannogo that the farewell said: "Vibachte for the turbo, ale mait at uvazi, tomorrow tomorrow we can znovidishsya znobichtysya". Radish vіd znahhidki long ago left Devid: "The devil take it! Meni in three and a half hours per robot. Until then, stinkers want to hang around at the tsyu kudizhku. It is possible to change the boule, if it is more gentle, than to bite that cup there, de I yogo znaishov ". On the robot Corbett, once becoming a celebrity. 28 birch-trees the number of newspapers vishli with hats: "Sensation! Cup svitu is known! Yak zyasuvala politsiya, yogo vikrav buenshchik Devid Corbett ». Tovarishi pidhodili to nadovoї zirki, shobob vyshliviti soviet zauplennya. "They knew me, but they did not think, I just did not think so! Rozkazhi, yak tobi vdalosya posyupiti that cup ". At shchastya, cops so did not vdalosya pikkopatisya to alibi Corbett, th vin teper becoming national heroes, hocha modestly namagavsya zalishatsya in tіnі Pikklza. "Do not attribute all the glory to meni. Tse Pikklz znaishov Cup, not I ". Now Corbettu yogo psovi happened to survive viprobuvannya mednimi pipes.

Natsionalnaya Liga for the dog's whistle was summoned by Pikklza to a medal, and the ceremony itself was presented at the fashionable Kensigton Hotel. Personnel pledged теж вирішив відзначити Собаку року. Pravtsivniki guests gave Pikklzu srbnu tatsyu, yaku kozhen sovlat suma, because he did not shod. Благодійна акція зібрала 53 pounds. However, the medal of that groshi absolutely did not tie Pikklza, the dog nabagato bilshu uvagu pridilyav shche one gift for all the staff of the hotel - korichchnevy gumovy kishtsi. The "Spylers" brand has not abused its respect. Pikklza, having hooked up about those, shob vine nikoli not boav hungry: pesik otrimav rіchny subscription to харчі. Prior to the speech, "Spaylers" is not lapped into the supply. Marketers of the world have uploaded a map of Pikklza. The stinkers roared the advertising campaign with a slogan: "Our feed is recommended by Pikklz, a dog who sang a cup of svit". Products "Spaylers" rozlitalasya mid-football fans, nache garyachi pirizhki. Пікклз навіть becoming zirkoju a screen, having played a role to itself in фільмі: "Нишпорка with a cold nose". Takozh vin z'yavlyasya in a few TV shows. Pikklza was solicited in guest soccer officials of Chile, Czechoslovakchina and the Federal Republic of Germany. Ale Corbett did not want to torment his love with distant pereliotami that all the quarantines. Hocha, vozmlyno, vіdmova vіd zakordonnih tour mala bіlsh prozaїchne zasumennya. Pikklz in England boom kurkoyu, yaka carried a golden egg. So, for a day zyomok vin otrimuvav 60 pounds, dvіvіchі bіshe, ніж тодішні зірки-собаки.

Korbett tezh spodivasya otrimati svіy shmatok pie. Він zvernuvsya in the insurance company Gardinga, yaka obitsyala 3 000 pounds of heroes, coti know the cup svitou. But she did not write down her words. At the point of the record, one gray line on Corbett's road to the mountain road. Druzhina Mirsa perekonala the official most zvernutisya in the company for the prize: "Ty zh buv head organizer posushik. Without you, nothing would be vyishlo ". Проте Мірс дістав відкоша від страховиків. The devil did not come up with any more or less frankly penniless. Already here, vzhe vkotre v tsі i іstorії, svoe vagome the word said presa, having confirmed the status of the fourth Vlad. Journalistically, the insurance company was registered, і вона відрахувала Девіду обіцяні 3 000. Цікаво, що кожен гравець збірної Англії отримав лише for 1 360 pounds for peremogu on mundiali. Corbett rozumno of making a farthing, having bought a tight-witted budinochok.

Після тріумфу Англії у фіналі чемпіонату світу 1966 року Corbett ta Pikklza asked for bureaucracy for bills. All soccer games were taken in the hands of the great zadovoleniks in the hands of the Pikklza - a dog, who, vryatuvav for them a cup of svitou.

Prote, if you dyishla cherga before the main part of the ceremony, then Devil's dog was promoted to іншу кімнату, де він вечеряв з дружинами футболістів. The pretenders did not get their own shoes: "Our choloviks were playing for the Tsikh nebro-bureaucrats than the pianist, and the stench of the stench drove us into the middle of the pile! »Пікклза at all did not turbulize ці зауваження англійських леді. Він з радістю доїдав те, з чим не змогли вporтись Боббі Мур і Ко. 15 hvilin glory Pikklza passed by the spirit of the schwidko. In 1967, the dog went for an hour strolling the dog after pouring the dog that crack. Zbuba znacheshalsya Lisha through the time. Corbett pobachiv Pikklza in ssіydnyomu dvorі - він висів на дереві without zanyk zhittya. "Mabut, vin zachepivsya povіdkom for gіlku, twisting and strangling himself ... ... ... In 1983, the Brazilian villains, vikravshi cup svitu, used the words of Ebrane. In the wild wild Mavp did not know his own Pikklza, and the Gold of Nika has sunk into oblivion. After reading this article, it is important to take a look at the fact that George Martyn did not quote: "I do not know anything about the Brazilian evildoers, Ebrein Tebet".

Volodymyr Voytyuk, Football. ua Далі буде.

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