"Toilet paper ran out in Venezuela. In Turkey they wanted to cut down ten trees. Iran exploded after a two-fold increase in the price of bread. And now the portraits of the president and the ayatollah are burning, they demand the resignation of the country's leadership and political reforms. People are storming municipal and state institutions. Women refuse to wear hijabs. Twenty dead. Collisions with security forces.

In Iran. In Iran!.

But, actually, I'm not talking about this.

Here's what I want to know.

What is there, the Russian opposition, called those who went to the streets "provocateurs who want blood"? Calls on them to go into the enclosure fenced off with Khamenei and there wave their balls, chanting "we are the authorities here"? A plane with journalists and a bottle of whiskey flew to Tehran to hold a master class on contracts at night in the office of the mayor's office?.

Are local activists investigating the theft of the fifth deputy left heel of the chief of the Guard Corps of the Islamic Revolution and waving about this with dashes, happily sifting in padded wagons? Are polls conducted on Facebook, where most people speak out for the streets, and then lead people across the river to the islets fenced on all sides by cops? Do they put cubes? Do they go to the mundeps to, according to the theory of small cases, "undermine power from within"? Do poems compose poet and citizen?.

Are they calling for a local TV presenter to vote for all?.

The Russian opposition now must just shoot himself with shame.

Iran. Iran, Karl! ", - summed up Babchenko.