Is the New Year knocking at home? Nope, by. In Donetsk, a madhouse in the house is knocking. And the resting-place is resting, for the morons are looking for blacks with Uzhgorod residence permit and an atomic bomb in the apartment. Well, there are saboteurs. Schia a little about the New Year mood in the occupied city, wrote on the browser blogger Fashik Donetsk.
Imagine the situation: May month, you call at the door: ding-dong, ding-dong! Can zakolyadovati? The first thought you have what? Praaaaavilno, drug addicts have come. The only difference is that in May, drug addicts can not open the door and send, but in Donetsk drug addicts will kick the doors and go with automatic rifles. Well, what about blasphemy?.
16 Breast in Donetsk was raided in one of the districts of the city. Hardly wrote about this drug addicts in the type of media type of state. The round-up was in Staromikhaylovka, also was on Abakumovo, also in the microdistrict of turquoise and the settlement of the Lidievka mine. For not local cattle, I explain: all sho is not old-Mikhailevka - this is the Kirov district of Donetsk, and not 4 different cities. There were also searches for humanoids in the neighborhood of bristinin and places in the center of the city. How does this sy * a epic sound "oblaaaaaava". The whiskers of steel are already rising from the grave.
The most epic in the round-ups in Donetsk, that this is an indicator of the fact that the handles from the FSB, the RF and the so-called MGM of the non-republic are not able to do anything, for the muddleheads found nothing more stupid than knocking at the door and hoping for luck: saboteurs have? A? No? And if I find it?. Of course you will, moron, you are armed.
We are waiting for the appearance on the shovel tv resources of a thousand and one delirium about the cooperation of the Donchans with the fighting beavers of the SBU "Bandera spirit" about the miracle of finding a subversive pocket howitzer in an apartment. Well, what about blasphemy? The new year is necessary for fear of celebrating the New Year and not looking at the prices of the zhrachku, vakruh enemies b * i. Do you know what the most desired gift was in 1937? Good neighbors. In Donetsk, the same hu-nya, only the year 2017.
On the day in Donetsk policemen detain about 100 people a day from recent times. Percentages of 90% pay off, because the garlands in the cellars of choto are not provided for by the most spiritual nkvd. At night people are detained 50-60. The majority is also released for piastres. The prices are different, but you had at least a chance to pay off, you need to carry $ 100 in your pocket [the teeth are more expensive if someone does not know]. Is it holy to get close? Aha.
In Makeyevka, New Year's gifts in schools received only first-class students. On the other students a lot of money. Aw, muddle balanaynutye! And can you tell me about the story of this? By the way, the parents of schoolchildren, who were indignant there, Boss grandfather brought children a whole nihoy from the Rynyday asses, it was said to shut up. The basement is not rubber? Oh yeah, * yy, in the occupation of the laws of physics do not work. Especially in the cellars.
Firefighters in the occupied Donetsk and Makeyevka received an order: earn bonuses for yourself, for the pay will be a bare salary [8-9 thousand pounds]. Su-a, this is a start-up of the year: more penalties, more premiums. Everything is simple, simpler than simple. Well, how to squeeze a car in Donetsk, if you are in shape, and there is no sucker. Not funny? But the truth. Residents of the occupied territories will understand me.
By the way, probably, you did not read that the bibizian with the call sign Bulba stomped from telmanovo for a payoff? The bibizian from Belarus has stuck. He took with him a pomegranate for confidence and stomped to the zaharist to poke about the share of the heavy and small payoff of a small. Su * a, ready to put a hundred bucks for the fact that Bulba poreshit Drung Junta on the road to co-comandante. Straight from combat pterodactyls, which have Red-Black beaks, will beat the Padluk, I'll be.
On enterprises that are state-owned, a decree came from the general of an intergalactic misunderstanding about a leg, that is, from Zakharchenko, that the serfs will now be paid sick leave. In the sense of state employees. Serfs can now be hurt only at their own expense, the khan of Ukraine.
In general, in a misunderstanding, everything is hurting. I see my grandfather frost - I'll fill my face, for another Christmas tree in Donetsk with perimeter gunners instead of bunnies - well, it's very fussy. I wish the inhabitants of the dirty tree to see such a tree in my city. With disrespect, a resident of occupied Donetsk.