While the media are being crucified about the fact that life in the occupied territories is a key, I will tell you what the verbal prostitutes do not write about. Go.

In the occupied Donetsk Donetsk in the suppressed supermarket "Epicenter", which is now renamed the "Galaxy", played an iPhone for cattle. Not Zhigulefon, not skrepofon, namely the products of decaying America. So it was written on the posters.

The people came to the drawing. People hoped for a freebie. Played as a result of bullshit on the android operating system. On all questions of the winner - shozanah? -, the answer of the organizers was simple: on the poster it was not specified that the iPhone would be original, not a Chinese cheap copy. Loch is not a mammoth, the sucker does not die out, so to speak.

Continue to search for delicious and high-quality, that is, Ukrainian goods, on the shelves of occupied Donetsk. Think only of the very idea: you need to quickly pick up a quality product from sellers and fine for trading high-quality goods. Do not * get used to the normal, smoke-smoke, use Russian shit at the price of heroin.

In the market on the municipality of Bosse in Donetsk, cotton wool searched for Ukrainian goods. All that was found - seized. Those who traded in Qualitative goods ponapisyvali fines for 2.5 million USD. Be cattle, eat the bullshit in silence and pay exorbitantly for bullshit - this is the motto of the non-republic today.

The hysterics about everything connected with civilization, and not zhopnym, that is, the Russian world, has reached a new bottom: on Ukrainian goods, in particular cigarettes and alcohol, excise stamps with the inscription Ukraine need to be stuck with an incomprehensible herrya, called the excise mark rnd. Otherwise, the penalty at five times the value of the goods. We are waiting for the prohibition of Blue, Yellow flowers, as well as the prohibition of the letter U in the occupied Donbass. And yes - it's all anti-fascism called, keep in touch.

Ukrainian goods were searched even in the radio market "Mayak" in the occupied Donetsk. Maybe someone does not know, but Samsung and nokia mass-print in Zhytomyr and Kharkov, and therefore looking for spare parts. Only everything turned out as always: felt boots arrived, which did not bear the pilot's pens at the time, and penned out a bunch of fines from the lantern to the businessmen. The book market of Donetsk awaits its fate with horror. Can you hear the tramp behind your back? It's foreign investors running for distillation to invest in business in the Donbass.

In the occupied Donetsk, a boom for tutors in the Ukrainian language. 35-40% of children still go to study to the Junta and will receive normal diplomas, rather than self-made leaves of basement production. The young people really understand that while the Russian cattle runs a ball with automatic rifles in the Donbass, and the Junta gives a bunch of privileges upon admission to applicants from Donetsk and Lugansk regions, then pay 25-150 thousand. UAH per year for education in the Russian Federation - this is absolutely unrealistic for the budgets of many families. Yes, and die for the USSR 2. 0 young people also do not really want. In short, the Junta is thus recruiting suicide in its ranks, if anyone does not understand.

About spiritual intrigue shortly. As everyone knows, except for the country where pancakes are eaten from the shovel, in the occupied Donetsk Donetsk the 37th year. Woodpecker, he's a drummer, he's a sextot, he's a snitch, can build a good career. Just like in the vain sysysyrs, in times of gravel from sherbet and river sand with the taste of powdered sugar.

In the occupied cities of Donbass again a new orthodox, but proven feature is again in the trend: we change clothes into civilian clothes and attach them in queue, we make garbage go to hospitals, gather rumors on the markets and memorize the most dissatisfied type by the authorities for the subsequent correction of wrong moods of the enemies of burping the empire with the help of Tied tortures on orthodox cellars. This is also called antifascism, if someone does not know.

News of culture and Orthodoxy.

In Donetsk, in the nightclub "Shakhtar Plaza", a security guard of cattle-breeding "spot". The reason for the scuffle is the girl's undivided sympathy. Ylitnaya Maladeshsh instanced trunks on the commanders of combat units and there was a scuffle. Then someone released the clip to the guard and the disco ended. Dads and mothers of children are explained to each other. The security guard was killed by a Junta saboteur-saboteur, apparently.

By the way, about night clubs in the occupied Donetsk. Nightclubs in the occupation are of two types: for cattle and slaves and for crisp boys.

For cattle, the night club closes as much as 22. 00, because in 23. 00 begins a curfew, and after 22 hours you still need to call a taxi and get home.

But there are nightclubs for well-read, bonded and spiritual patsyk.

"Shakhtar Plaza" - here can only the so-called ministerial be deputies of the non-republic and their offspring, as well as judges of all ranks.

The night club "The Seventh Heaven" - syudy generally only a vestibule. Here even a simple separar can not be reached - the booze is very expensive. Everything works on special passes, slaves are not allowed to enter. Slaves are only needed, shoby flags on the cameras grew tv waving.

"We are building a fair society of free and equal people," says co-commandant Zakharchenko from the posters? Yeah.. Only on the posters in occupied Donetsk do not write that the servants of the house are already at 22 o'clock, and the dukes, the children of the herts and the calf in the camouflage at this time only begin the night life. And yes - to the servants at noon to walk along the street, at this time saboteurs rustle through the streets of Donetsk.

Moral: I wish Russians to live 5 years under fire, with kommendantskim hour, patrols and orthodox fashnev on the streets. With disrespect, a resident of the occupied city of Donetsk.

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